Friday, October 21, 2016

I guess







I Don’t know how to have fun

Lots of folks post silly things they pickup at sites that analyze your profile, and play all sorts of games, quizzes, puzzles. slots, etc, seem to do it for hours on end. I asked a few of them why they bothered with that stuff, the general reply was, “Because it is fun.” Well, shit, guess I don’t know how to have fun, took a few and the results were bullshit, I’m lucky to get a hug once in a while and haven’t been kissed for years.

I guess strip poker would be fun, if I wasn’t a bad poker player, I’d soon be naked and she would still have all her clothes on. I don’t do games, puzzles, quizzes, sites that analyze me or visit porn sites. Don’t watch football or other sports, I must be a real fuddy duddy.

Who here has not watched the first season of Deadwood? If you like Deadwood you are my friend. When I ordered liver and onions Gene said I would have to sit at another table, “Fuck you, you go sit at another table.” The liver at the Red Wagon is fork cutting tender, his chicken fried steak was tough.

Have a blessed fucking day, go kick it in the ass

8 comments:

  1. Bout 60 degrees, will be a fine morning for a walk.

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  2. Nice! It was 45 this morning here, which was "tolerable" compared to som recent days.

    You don't drink much anymore? And, it seems you have given up smoking for good? No wonder you don't feel like you are having fun! :) Seriously, though, I hope you are feeling better and that the ruminating has subsided. Feeling down is a rough feeling. I know, and understand.

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  3. The temp has dropped to 48 degrees, guess it is now fall here. I mean I don't have fun fucking around on the internut like a lot of folks do at silly sites. I still drink, but moderately. Haven't been going to a bar for social hour much but do go to Gene's at times and we sit out on his back porch and bullshit for a while.

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  4. The back restroom in Walmart only has one urinal in it. An old man tottered in just ahead of me so I used a stall to take a leak, when I left he was still trying to find his pecker.

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    1. So do I and it is very tender there.

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    2. I don't know why but if I cook it at home it is tough.

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