Friday, August 17, 2018

It fell ????












If no one was there to hear it I’m certain it still fell into the bayou.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Someone cares















Some homeless people are like feral cats, help one some and the next thing you know you have a pest on your hands wanting all sorts of things including shelter.

You may get that lesson a few times before it sinks in. There are agencies too help them, let them deal with them.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Bore










I won’t bore you with baking shit today, gotta eat some up before making more.

Don’t tell me I should love everyone, that is bullshit, if I like or tolerate you just call it good and let it go at that.

How are you weenie washers doing today, gonna stay busy?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Monday, August 13, 2018

















Yesterday I whipped out a small batch by hand. LOL

I had one banana left so decided to make some better muffins if I could, they were much better than the first batch. Bakers are like food scientists, that field is a real art form. Most of us can cook and bake meat pretty well but breads and cakes and such is a different story.

There must be something I can make and bake and get really good at it. The Texas ag site has instructions for growing rhubarb but most folks don’t bother with it as it takes special care here. A lot of folks here have never even heard of it, even most of the produce clerks.

My gramma needs to come back from the dead and teach me some stuff. Mom was a good cook in her own right but she was an amateur compared to gramma, that woman could make anything from scratch without a cookbook. I brought a couple of squash home one day when she was visiting and she turned it into a fucking pumpkin pie.

I really miss gramma sometimes, she was a wonderful woman, if it wasn’t so early I’d cry in my beer.

The problem with empathy is you’re expected to feel sorry for assholes. (If it’s in a meme it must be true).

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Banana muffins












You can buy a mix for most things these days and say you made something and some of them are pretty goddamn good but it isn’t the same as making things from scratch.

There is a lot of cooking and baking stuff on the internut but I tend to lean toward using old cookbooks from the good old days.

Anyway, I made banana muffins, no crushed nuts but put in chocolate chips. Didn’t have any sour milk so I used some sour cream. They are okay, bit heavy, maybe cuz I put extra banana in them and I cooked them too long so, yup, hockey pucks.

Ain’t no rhubarb here, don’t you southern rednecks like rhubarb pie?

I keep a gun cuz I’m not ready to die and I’m too old too take an ass whipping.

Memes are getting so stupid these days, any idiot with their own political agenda can make them.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

More bread















So I got new bread flour and bottled water yesterday and made another loaf of bread. This time I premixed the dry ingredients and heated the water to activate the yeast, like the old fashioned way.

Ever seen 1 3/8 on a measuring cup? I haven’t so I upped the water to 1 ¾ cups, it was a bit too much but better and I added a bit more flour. I’ll get it fine tuned soon. Actually, I think I prefer making bread the old fashioned way so I may just give the machine away.

I don’t eat much bread anymore but it might be cool to make good hamburger buns for some of the BBQ’s in the area. Today I will make some banana bread or muffins, a neighbor gave me some bananas.

Maybe I’ll buy an Ice Cream machine next, I do eat a lot of ice cream.