Saturday, December 16, 2017

Shake things up

Maybe you just want to shake things up? Wrap some empty boxes up with christmas wrap and leave them in random places in public. It will give the cops something to do. LOL

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Friday, December 15, 2017


I have a plump chicken in the freezer that I may or may not smoke on christmas.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Stuff to share

You might be 60 percent atheist, 40 percent agnostic.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

I put up some lights

As christmas as it gets here. I’ll leave the lights up year around for a little color here.

Annual check up yesterday, the doctor told me to use more salt, don’t hear a doctor say that very often. And gave me a vitamin B shot, other than that he said I'm still doing good for a man my age. Hell, doing better than I deserve to be.

He asked me if I wanted an HIV test, hahahahaha, no need for that, can’t catch it from my hand.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

I'm ready

Can you afford the christmas you want? I can, because I want nothing. I buy no gifts and I expect none.

Billy is on the naughty list.

Monday, December 11, 2017


My daughter asked what I needed, I don’t really need anything. I’m good with just getting a card.

A number of men around my age were in the Wagon, but in much more feeble shape, my future looks depressing.

I put up a string of LED christmas lights and the motherfuckers don’t work.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

It is new

New, never used, got it at my favorite thrift store for nine bucks. I didn’t have a toaster.