Boy, I had an epic battle with a turd yesterday, ejecting a breech birth turd is a sumbitch, especially one in cahoots with a vapor locked fart. It tried to turn my poor O’ asshole inside out. Not a pretty picture when the dam breaks. Poor O’ asshole.
Tim gave me some goat meat he smoked so I put some in a pot of beans with some bacon, sure smells good but I was in no shape yesterday to try some.