Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Wheeler dealer

I’m a wheeling dealing sumbitch now, I picked up this honey yesterday for 420 bucks. The pictures look like shit but it is a real nice looking rig. It remains to be seen if I can fix it cheap though. If I decide it will cost to much to fix it I can always use it for a storage shed.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020


I guess if you own a fucking P.T. Cruiser you may as well own two fucking P.T Cruisers. So now I have the Silver Slut and the Black Bitch, she has a stick shift, yea!! Get a couple more and I’ll have a whole fucking harem. 

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Monday, August 3, 2020

I have a cheap OBD code reader and can fetch and erase codes but yesterday I bought a much better reader, it will even hook up to my computer, now I can, well, fetch and erase codes hahahaha. Hell, I’ll never understand all the things it can do or tell me.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Sunday, August 2, 2020

The force

Craftsmen, may the force be with them.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Saturday, August 1, 2020


I won’t argue with anyone that says modern cars are as complex as women, but they are a little easier to understand and fix if you don’t let them scare you. Like on a 2.4 Chrysler engine you have the remove the upper intake manifold to work on some things, like the spark plugs, wires, coil pack, valve cover and such.


Yesterday I replaced the coil pack on the Silver Slut, it really is a pretty job to do if you don’t let such things intimidate you, it took me about two hours but I farted around a lot, that job can be done in about half an hour. And don’t get me started about coil packs.


John Wayne looked goofy with a mustache.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Thursday, July 30, 2020

Big Picture

Fuck the big picture, it can drive you crazy or make you deeply disturbed and there is little or nothing you can do about it so there is little point in paying much attention to it. Just keep your circle small and tend your own garden.


Then kick back at the end of the day and say to yourself, “Billy Cook sure is a good looking son of a bitch.”

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

More toys

Harbor Freight finely got in two of the items I’ve been wanting. The man that dies with the most toys is the fucking winner. I cut out a small freehand butterfly, I need some patterns, hahahaha…

It’s hump day, you fucking pissants better get to humping. Hahahahaha
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.