Friday, June 30, 2017

Isn’t that cute….

If you manage to start getting old you start pondering on the more important things in life, like, “Is that just a fart or should I go sit on the toilet.”

Thursday, June 29, 2017


Interesting spin, way of looking at it. I'm assuming that the figures are not accurate.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017


I love smoked meats but I’m not sure smoked meats like me anymore. I mean, not sure my digestive track likes them. Will have to experiment with that some to see if I can figure it out.

Bobbie planted her sunflower seeds under a pecan tree, they did not do well there, too much shade.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Nice morning

Carrol gave me a good size package of Deer Salami, I think she said that her brother had it made, looking forward to trying it soon.

Got a message asking me who I pray to. Hell, haven’t prayed since I was a teenager and figured out it was all bullshit but if you feel the need to pray to someone or something I guess Captain Marvel or anyone/anything else would do. The answer is generally no anyway.

Sitting outside with a cup of coffee enjoying the early morning and listening to the rooster in the tree across the street.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

It cooled things down

A morning storm yesterday raised some cain but it cooled the area down and the rest of the day was pretty damn decent.

Friday, June 23, 2017

OUCH !!!

Boy, I had an epic battle with a turd yesterday, ejecting a breech birth turd is a sumbitch, especially one in cahoots with a vapor locked fart. It tried to turn my poor O’ asshole inside out. Not a pretty picture when the dam breaks. Poor O’ asshole.

Tim gave me some goat meat he smoked so I put some in a pot of beans with some bacon, sure smells good but I was in no shape yesterday to try some.

Thursday, June 22, 2017


Where do the people in hell tell each other to go?

Working on a lawnmower on the back porch yesterday, Bobbie was out hanging up clothes and mentioned that a friends wife had died that night. “I’ve lost a number of friends recently, life is uncertain eat dessert first. What I can’t figure out is why in the fuck I’m still here.” 

She shot back with, “Maybe the good lord thinks you look cute in church.”


Tuesday, June 20, 2017

New Grill

I hope I like this sum bitch, it cost me thirty bucks, better not warp like my old one did. I’ll put the old one in the camper.

I now have more cum catchers than I do good tee shirts. Don’t like shopping for clothes but don’t wear tee shirts in Texas much anyway, only in the winter. In the summer you get as naked as possible.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bought something but I actually use my foot spa every few months for a good soak, and clip my toe nails.

Seems like milk and eggs are really cheap here, must be subsidized.

Monday, June 19, 2017

A beauty

Check out this beauty, I only planted two this year, next year I will plant more. I cut the head off of the first one too soon, I will let this one go until I get mature seeds. Think I will plant some giant sunflowers also.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Just an other fucking Sunday.

All I caught yesterday was a damn turtle, a hard shell this time. I would love to have an empty shell but don’t feel like killing one for it. I was able to get the hook out without much damage and tossed it back.

Lots of turtles in the bayou, maybe folks should start eating them, but not me.

Like a dumb ass dipshit I left my favorite lawn chair at the fishing hole, when I went back four hours later it was still there, yea!!!

But check out what Jamie caught, over 100 pounds.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Eat better

I’m trying to eat more healthy
Half a fucking zucchini, grated
Three fucking mushrooms, chopped up
One fucking egg, mixed in
A little fucking garlic salt
A little fucking seasoning salt
Cook on fucking stove
Fucking eat
Similar to something Carrol posted, Tastes pretty damn good,

Tim brought me some of his beans and corn bread, good fiber.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017


Check this shit out, they just walked up to me and started sniffing around.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Last camping for now

When Tim wuz talking to me on Tuesday he wasn’t having any luck finding work he can do or a small business he could start up, we talked some about getting into some black market stuff, won’t but it’s fun to toss around such ideas at times.

On Thursday morning a man stopped to check out my little camper, don’t recall his name but he works for corrections, we was bullshitting about all sorts of things when Art showed up and visited for a while again. I mentioned that I couldn’t be a cop and explained why and that seemed to tickle him.

Ed also dropped by for a visit that evening.

Good trip, likely won’t go camping again until fall, getting warm here.

Monday, June 12, 2017


Didn’t take many pictures when camping so have no more to post, will just bore you with more talk about it. On Wednesday (I’ll never learn how to spell that word) I was sitting there reading a book when Art Shannon, city cop stopped, asked to see my camping permit, no problem, had one with me.

I know that some folks think it is weird of me but I happen to like cops, 99 percent of them anyway, get to know them and they are just people like the rest of us. He ended up standing there talking to me for about forty five minutes. Nice guy, interesting, really enjoyed meeting him.

We of course talked some about guns and shooting, he said twice that he isn’t a survivalist but he just doesn’t think in those terms, if things go to hell he’ll do just fine, better than a lot of folks.

Should start referring to this place as the Cat House, Bobbie likes to feed every stray cat that shows up, plus the chickens that took up in this area, there are at least seven baby kittens here now, I’m surrounded by pussies.

Sunday, June 11, 2017


After getting to Fabis park on Tuesday I set up a basic camp and just sat there reading a book, didn’t bother with any fishing, in fact I didn’t fish the whole time I was there, mostly just read books or enjoyed the days and nature.

Bout 3:PM Tim Bumpess showed up to visit for a while, later Ed McMullon dropped by to visit for a while, later in the evening the watchman, don’t recall his name showed up with his sisters stupid pitbull and we talked for about a half hour, after leaving he spotted a rat snake about 25 yards from my site so I went over to take a picture of it. The pitbull wouldn’t have anything to do it but I messed with it for a bit then we went on our ways and let the snake go on about its business.

It ain’t good for some folks to live too long.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Site #6

Good camping trip, so peaceful out there, slept good but one night I had to get up and chase a fucking coon out of the garbage can, only about 15 empty beer cans in it but the idiot was determined to kick them around looking for food.

Don’t like to camp under trees, never know what they will do but in Texass ya need the shade. At least 100 yards to the crapper but little walks never hurt anyone.

Good visitors and talks, more about that later.

Read a good book, murder mystery, a female detective decided she wanted to be another detectives fuck buddy so they started getting it on with each other. He beat the shit out of a guy and she said something like, “Fighting, fucking, detecting, I’ve never had so fucking much fun.”

Friday, June 9, 2017


Came home for a bit Thursday morning to check on things and shave, as soon as I got out of the truck Bobbie came out her door and said, “Congratulations, you’re a daddy.” “Huh?” A black cat had four babies on your back porch.” “Cool, catfish bait.”

A fuck buddy for a while is better than no fuck buddy at all.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Happy fucker

It looks pretty fucking happy, moving the little garden spot was a good decision.

I was a Boy Scout, and in the Navy, and was a trucker. You would think I would remember how to tie fucking fishing knots that don’t slip but I only remember how to tie a few knots, like a square knot, got that one down pat. If you are a knot trying idiot like me I have a solution for you that generally won’t fail you.

First tie a simple loop knot in the end of the line, now do your loop knot or whatever and if it slips the simple loop knot will keep it from slipping off and losing your hook and other gear.

I’m going camping later today but I shall return, maybe. I’ll be a Fabis if anyone wants to visit.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Texas tax money at work

The car show was okay but we have all seen plenty of them so I only took two pictures. There was a State Patrol car with extra goodies on it but I don’t suppose they asked for the taxpayers permission to spend money that way. No point in fixing potholes.

An old memory. I guess as near as I’ve come to being shot would have been an accidental event. Was with a date back in the 80’s enjoying a beer and bs in a bar in Addy, Washington when a couple of wanna be bad ass bikers came and bellied up to the bar next to an Indian, that was minding his business. Not knowing that he was an ex green beret they started pitching shit on him.

Things quickly went to hell when one of the bikers pulled a gun but it only took the Indian about five seconds to deck both of them so badly that they didn’t even try to get up, in shock I think. The gun went off but the bullet went out a front window and hit a man in the hip standing outside bullshitting with others. The cops soon showed up and hauled the two idiots off to jail. The Indian also but he was soon released.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Car show

Car show today, then a music benefit at Travelers.

The cheap Champion generator I bought two years ago and only used a few hours started on the first pull yesterday, cool, figured the gas might be stale.

They can’t say that I didn’t fucking bring much needed rain to Texass.

Quote of the week, “Once dated a punk. Week 1 she had bright red hair. Week 4 it was bright yellow and week 10 bright green. It was like dating a traffic light!”

Friday, June 2, 2017


I’ve been blessed with no internut for a while, don’t know why, don’t care, I’m convinced that Facebook in particular is driving us at least partly insane, not that I have any issues with insanity, as long as it doesn’t lead to murder, mayhem and destruction.

A white a black and a Mexican, all friends, are sitting in a bar posting racist shit on the internut just to get others reactions while they laugh their asses off. I’m amused.

Different now than in the 70’s, now when you can’t sleep you can get up and find others on the internut to chat with that can’t fucking sleep either.

Killed two more worms at Fabis yesterday, poor things. Squirm squirm, ouch, ouch, fuck that hurts. Splash, Ah man, I’m fucked, goodbye cruel world. Some turtles floated by, wondered if one was my buddy, saw the snake again.

Was bringing in what felt like a decent size fish but it dived for some brush and I lost it. Being the dumb ass dipshit I am at times I wasn’t using a lighter leader so also lost the swivel and sinker. No extra hook with me so I just set there and polished my cock for a while.

Nice weather this time of year in Texass.