These silly critters.

Screwing around

Worked on the Silver Slut yesterday, lot of bending over, groan. Replaced the output speed sensor on the tranny, that required removing a bunch of other shit just to get to it. While I was at it I removed the fuse panel and the fucking processor under it that gives folks a lot of problems on Chrysler products, not that I can do much with it other than to look for bad solder joints and connections and hot spots but it looked okay.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Seems like it at times.

2020

Good morning fellow clusterfuckerians, and welcome to the new and improved CLUSTERFUCK 2020. Oh hell, keep your shit together and think smart and most of you will get through it just fine. If you don’t it will be like throwing a turd in the punch bowl. Now lets go kick this day in the ass.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

This is just humor folks.....

I like free stuff

I think that all in all the universe has treated me pretty well, favored me most of the time in fact. Been thinking that I would like a custom grill for the Pissant Express but the grills like are on screen doors are fugging expensive so I had my eyes out for something cheap or free, good things come to those that wait. A few days ago I spotted a screen door on a pile of free junk with plenty of the type of grid I was thinking would work fine so I grabbed it.

The next day I spotted an old Chevy pickup someone had dumped in an empty lot and it had a custom bar grill in it, way cool, so I stopped to see how hard it might be to remove. Didn’t have a single bolt or screw holding it, came right out in my hands. I love Karma, next time I see her I’ll kiss the alter of her tits. Now I just have to decide what kind of grill I want in the Pissant Express.

I like to pop open a root beer and let it go flat before drinking it, seems to make it more tasty. 

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Think outside of the box.

Ready?

I’ve soaked my feet, washed my hair, shaved, plucked my eye brows, and polished my pecker….. Lets go kick this day in the ass.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Waste of time

Hang on anyway you can…… Lets see, how can I waste my time today.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Lathe

I suppose I need a wood lathe about as much as I need more holes in my head for things to leak out of but a man in Brooksmith had one for sale online so I fired up the Pissant Express and went and got it yesterday. May never use it but by god I have one.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Shit show

How can I offend you cockroaches today?

My god can whip your gods ass.

Your sister is cute but her toy box stinks.

My sister said your brother is a bum fuck.

You are shit eating bacteria on a pond of scum.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Offended???

Sooner or later some idiot will be offended by this image I suppose, come up with some bullshit like it represents an early setters cabin that came here to kill the natives to take their land.

MY SHIT IS IN THE MAIL…. I always find it interesting that I can send a sample of my shit to a lab in the mail.

Just a friendly reminder that if we cut Alaska in half Texas would become the third largest state.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Nuts

What are you nut jobs up to today?

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Henry

This meme describes a friend, his extra bedroom is full of fishing gear, over fifty rods, etc. Have a fucking blessed day.

Doc online

Had a doctors appointment yesterday, on line, interesting. I don’t know why they keep asking if we are depressed when they won’t pay for hookers. One of those shots hurt. I don’t often put on decent clothes anymore being as I’m a fucking bum so yesterday FT took a couple of pictures of me in a brand new shirt. Maybe they could use one to make a likeness of a statue of me for pigeons to shit on and idiots to riot over.

Problems in other cities, like riots and such, why bring them to your area? Problems should stay at home and be fixed at home, as some wise person once said.  One day a man asked me about a bunch of noise from downtown, I said, "It's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around." And then I went on about my own business. You might ponder on that some.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Bah....

Don't watch, it might make you cry......
Saving....

A joke

One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.”

After a week, the wife says, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. What’s up?”
“Last week when we had an argument, you said, ‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.”

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Vent

An old lady down the street that insists on driving herself insane without any help from others and keeps her blinds and drapes all closed and keeps it dark in her place is sweet, just a fucking mental train wreck. One rare day recently during my morning walk she was sitting out on her front porch so I stopped to talk with her for a bit. She has more so called problems with her place and life than I can shake my dick at.

They had installed a new faucet on her kitchen sink but left one side a bit loose and it moved a bit when she used it so she refused to, didn’t leak, was just mounted loose. So I got her to report it and they came and tightened it, that issue was resolved.

Next was the fact that her dryer was un-vented so she wouldn’t use it anymore, after three years and it doing some damage to the wall and floor, well, not good to have all that moisture in a place but after an hour I got her to agree to let me install a vent for her. She fussed and worried about it for three days before I got back to do it for her.  Can’t just drill a four inch hole in a rental wall but I assured her that I could put one in the window next to a window mounted A/C unit.

I removed the crap A/C wings and installed foam insulation panels, blah blah blah. After I got it installed you would think she had won the fucking lotto, she spent hours just admiring the son of a bitch and is as happy as an insane woman. Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

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More screen up

Got more screen up on the back porch project, it doesn’t show up well in pictures but there is just one piece left to install on the bottom front. Then on to the trim and removing of the make shift scaffold, blah blah blah. Will custom make a screen door, after I figure out just how I want to do it.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Summertime

In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green and the redbirds sing and you don’t want my looove you can go fuck yourself.

My staple/brad nailer is kerpunk and Harbor Freight is out of stock, must be a lot of diy folks in this area, they are often out of stock on things. Have a fucking blessed day. 

I still make them often...

over yonder

Maybe I should go on a drive about, or maybe a train ride might be interesting, see what it is like over yonder.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Suppose I should post something.

Good match

Have always said that I’m not that good with bodywork and that is still true but yesterday I decided to work a bit on the dent at the tail light when I bought the Silver Slut. At least get it smoothed out a little better and get some paint on it to protect it.

My body puddy is old and cranky so I’ll get a new tube and work on it a little more someday but for now it is at least better. Got lucky and a can of rattle can paint is a real close match. Have a fucking blessed day.