Mowers

I bought two old riding mowers and a high wheel push mower for forty bucks. I just wanted the tires and wheels off of the riders, already took one to the scrap yard and got 12.50 for it.

I’ll see if I can fix the push mower cheap, then sell it also.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Full

Went to Fabis to feed the ducks and the bayou is plum full and flowing fast and the boat launch is closed. Plenty of water going over the lower spillway.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

MAYBE A BLOW JOB?

Screw the children...

Art

Unlike where I’m from this town doesn’t have much for art and murals in it but there is one near me.

Mankind is a cannibalistic society.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Life

Yup.....

Brakes

Guess I’ll do a report on the new electric scooter. I still think it is a very well built scooter for the money. The brake got to where it wasn’t working very good and the manual says damn little about it so I took the back wheel off to see what it is made like.

The upper post adjustment doesn’t make sense but the parts are all good quality and it should last longer than the rest of the scooter even though most of the braking is done with just one shoe. Anyway, adjusting it is pretty much the same as adjusting the brakes on most bikes.

The plastic chain guard isn’t that great but fuck it, don’t need it so took it off.

It seems that you shouldn’t eat stuff that has been in the freezer for over two years.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It looks pissed

Woke up to a ruckus last night and Bobbie had a possum cornered on her back porch with her broom. We managed to herd it into a trap and this morning I took it out and released it in a wilderness area where it should do just fine.

I’ve had no experience with them but it sure looks like its fugging pissed.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Always broke

We crack me up, We clearly have some kind of mental illness called Facebook, or social media.

The neighborhood is changing, The Duck with her flaming red hair moved into the end unit, next unit over is the Alien Freak and his barking idiots, I’ve already got on his case a couple of times.

The always broke neighbor has said a number of times that she wants to live a good life. She has lived in nice homes and had many nice things but now bingo keeps her ass broke and she just doesn’t get it. “But I win sometimes.” LOL … I try to explain the logic to her but she just gets ticked at me, not that I care, it isn’t like I have to stay silent cuz she is sucking my dick. Makeup and nice clothes isn’t helping her much anymore, she’s just a Walmart avocado.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I'M NOT LOST !!!

Yesterday

Nice afternoon yesterday, Bobbie was setting up a fuking yard sale. I replaced a blade on the hippie chicks rider, I’ve never seen a blade bent so bad. And I picked up two small animal traps.

Ever seen a used UPS truck for sale? Hell no, they crush them when done with them.
Who knows what the tide could bring…

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Meme

Wrong season for this meme but wut da hell.

It's National Beer Day....

Tripped

Nope, he isn’t dead, he just picks odd places and positions to sleep in. He is a young cat that isn’t likely to get old, got what I call cat COPD as a kitten and one day lost much of his mind, now he can’t hear a sound and has a hell of a time focusing on things, his head swings around like a random radar that has gone berserk.

It must be very tiring for him to focus on things so he spends a lot of time sleeping. He does love petting, may be one of the few things he can just relax and enjoy, the neighbor keeps saying he needs to go to the shelter but that isn’t going to happen and they won’t accept her (the neighbor) so she’ll just have to deal with him being here until his mind gives up completely cuz I’m not taking him to the shelter, he wouldn’t last a day there.

When the time comes I will bury him a nice place with a view to rest in peace.

Easter Egg Hunts are proof that your kids can find things when they want to. Bad diets kill more people than smoking.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Weeds?

I guess dandelions don’t do well here, look at that scrawny little bugger. Where I’m from they are big healthy weeds that breed like rabbits and some folks use the leaves in salads and make dandelion wine.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Popcorn

Don’t read this boring shit…. I make a fair amount of popcorn for the ducks at the park so decided to get a hot air popper, cheaper to make it that way. At the store I noticed a special bowl that claimed it made good popcorn in a microwave so I decided to try one instead of having another appliance to store. It was bout ten bucks and I could return it if I wasn’t happy with it.

Hell, it works real good, popcorn in just three minutes, you can use a little oil but it is optional so don’t cuz more kernels pop if you don’t

Boy, operating an old Stanley Steamer was complex.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Mower

Some friend gave the hippy chick his riding mower, he had removed the deck to replace some parts on it and did a number of things wrong so it was pretty fucked up so he bought a new rider and gave her the old one.

Some people shouldn’t work on things like that, just push them down the stairs, LOL. Yesterday I removed the deck and fixed everything right so now she has a pretty good mower, it took me three hours but that isn’t bad for my age.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

YUP

I’m in favor of this or something similar, how about you?

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

JUST MEMES