Goofing off

I goofed off yesterday and will goof off today, it’s kind of cold out there and the trip is still almost a month away so there is no rush to get prepared.

If you lived in a place where crime was common would you buy a gun?

Have a fucking blessed day.

Damn pumps

If this wuz my country every vehicle sold here would have to have easy access to the fuel pump in the tank, it isn’t that hard for manufactures to provide a removable cover for easy access to a damn fuel pump in the gas tank.  I cut out an access hole to the one in the Silver Slut the other day, it’s bullshit to have to pay hundreds of dollars to replace a fuel pump.

My fuel pump works just fine but I don’t want to chance it dying on a long trip so I’m replacing it now.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Cornbread

My cornbread iz made from scratch. You’d love to caress its texture and slather some butter on it….. LOL

Have a fucking blessed day.

Assholes & Nuts

A couple years ago I bought an ugly electric impact gun at a yard sale for five bucks. Cuz it was only five bucks I guess cuz I wasn’t impressed with the few I had tried in the past. A couple days ago I removed the rear tires from the Silver Slut and wasn’t able to get three of the nuts loose with my big four way lug wrench and just happened to think of the rattle gun so tried it, it removed two of the nuts, impressive.

It took two long pieces of pipe on the big lug wrench and a helper to get the last nut loose, fucking monkeys that over tighten lug nuts can all go to hell. Next I will check the rear brakes and repack the wheel bearings. I’m also going to replace the fuel pump without removing the fuel tank. And I’ve polished the headlights.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Antifreeze

Your antifreeze looks good?
And tests good?
I don’t give a shit. ….
Additives in it that protects these modern engines wears out so change it every five years.
But if you trade cars often I guess you don’t have to give a shit.
I don’t buy the 50/50 stuff, cheaper to buy it full strength and dilute it myself.
Have a blessed fucking day.

Rum

I found a bottle of rum yesterday, it was in a liquor store, but still. Guess I needed some, I slept like a baby until 5AM. Anyway, I feel good enough that I’m tempted to offer the lady’s free finger fucks but a man can’t make a living that way. Maybe a small discount if they ask nicely.
Have a blessed fucking day.

FIGURE SHIT OUT

I have more important things to do than advise idiots, figure shit out for yourselves.
Have a blessed fucking day.

Getting old

It seems that the work I did on the Silver Slut improved the fuel mileage about five miles a gallon, according to the computer, so that is damn sure a bonus. Do I have the balls to drive a three hundred and fifty dollar car to Oregon and back? Hell yeah, never bought a new car in my life.

Henry is going to need this someday, but he has so many damn poles I suppose he already has one.

Have a blessed fucking day.

Yup

The Silver Slut is back on the road again and should be good for another ten years. Just one thing left to do, fill the A/C system, will do that today.
Henry says this meme describes me………

Ego trip

Wow, a Maserati at Walmart, there is an expensive piece of shit ego trip that could pass for a Buick if it wasn’t for the ugly emblems.

The Silver Slut is almost back together and ready to hit the road, started putting coolant in it yesterday and the radiator drain cock was leaking, had been told that may happen, an internal O’ring goes to hell. So another trip to the partshouse for a new drain plug cuz you can’t just buy a fugging twenty cent O’ring anymore.

Have a blessed fucking day.

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Good choices

Isn’t much for good interstate choices for my trip next month so much of it will be on secondary roads, most of them are pretty good other than through New Mexico.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

FUCKING PIE

I don’t like to put much effort into the making of a pie so instant vanilla pudding with a can of pie cherries dumped into a graham crust is much to my liking. I’ll just call it a FUCKING PIE.

Thinking I will spend Thanksgiving with my daughter in Oregon this year, we’ll see, I won’t fly and it is a long drive.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I'm sure that hurt

Bout 4 AM I walked over to Stripes for some ciggs and they had both tills closed and was fucking around counting out both tills at the same time and then was going to reboot the system for a new day. After bout five minutes I got tired of them fucking around so walked back home and got in the truck to go find a C-store, headed east on Commerce and didn’t get to an open one until the Valero station in Early.

So I turned left into it and drove over a fucking divider, you can’t see those bastards at night, they need reflective paint or lights on them. No harm done being in the truck. But just as I walked out of the store a man on a motorcycle did the same thing and the cycle of course flipped and ended up against the west bound curb and the man appeared to be hurt pretty bad.

I called 911, first thing to show up was a wrecker, then a cop, I suppose sooner or later an ambulance showed up but I left before it got there. I think the man will be okay but will be hurting for a few days. Anyway, those fucking low dividers need to be more visible at night.

Pretty acorns but I’m not artsy fartsy that way.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fuking tank

An old icon in Port Angeles, the Cornerhouse Restaurant and Lounge is no more, it was the favorite place to go eat for all the years I lived there. Well, at least it was there while I lived there.

I foolishly agreed to replace a fuel tank on a Tahoe for a man, I’m just an idiot that way sometimes I guess, it is no job for old men. In fact it is even a son of a bitch for young men, GM flat fucked up on that design, I’ll never do another one of those cocksuckers.

Looks like our government has done a great job of helping Iraq turn into a shit hole.

You don’t have to be a christian to be a good person.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Today's kids

I know that from my tree hugging days and preaching it that you are going to get a lot of shit pitched on you. You are mocked, ridiculed and all sorts of things, even see them as personal attacks.

So here is the deal, if Greta is going to sing that song she had goddamn well better buck up and take the heat because she is going to get plenty of it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Balls

Grab your balls, it’s canning season. Balls canning jars you idiot, jars you use for canning.

The Silver Slut has a wiring problem in the starter circuit and some backyard mechanic installed a push button switch on it, it works but I want to just turn the key to start it like it should. Modern wiring is complex with many wires and switches and relays and such but hopefully I can figure out the problem, it will just take me a while.

Rocks are the official grass in the south.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.