Saturday, May 27, 2017

Beautiful fucking day

It was a beautiful fucking day to be at the bayou but when I got there to drown some fucking Canadian Immigrants I discovered that the new container of worms I had bought the day before where yuk, more dead than alive so I had to drive back to town to exchange them for some good ones, I want my fucking immigrants healthy before I torture them.  Lesson learned, check container before buying.

Cuz of recent rains the bayou was flowing pretty good so using a bobber would have been a pain in the butt so I fished on the bottom. The damn overhanging trees make casting iffy, plenty of tackle ends up in them but the shade is nice to have. Thinking I may get a radio controlled boat to take the line out to where I want it.

The internut said you can boil and freeze eggs for later use so I tried that, not impressed and won’t do it again.

I enjoy living by rules, or breaking them, depending, on my whims and wants and needs.


Friday, May 26, 2017

My drum

The only keeper I caught at Favis was a drum.
Couldn’t beat it.
Couldn’t fuck it.
So I ate it.
Why not, smells like a pussy anyway.

I amuse myself.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Will post these for the hell of it

Well hell, gotta post these and will start posting about the day at Favis tomorrow.


Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Day at the bayou

Want to cut back on meat to be more kind to the planet? Eat more bugs.

Wish I had a rock grinder or hammer mill to bust up that bunch of old building blocks into driveway gravel, I don’t like to take things like that to a landfill when it can serve a good purpose again. But it would take me a long time to do with just a hammer.

Done making the wood boxes for inside the cab of the truck, now to transfer stuff to them after I replace the seat covers.

A lot of posts about cancer going around, I refuse to pray to a motherfucking god that allows people to get it.

Know why they have a cock on a weathervane? Cuz if they had a cunt the wind would blow right through it. (George Carlin)

I’m going to spend most of the day at Favis…..

Tuesday, May 23, 2017


Based on my casual study of things it appears to me that any country that gets too socialized falls into turmoil and civil war. I’m not opposed to socialization but it seems that there needs to be some kind of balance.

Kept wondering why my phone was lighting up in my shirt pocket then figured out that it was bapping against my nipple. Well hell, at least I turn something on.

Why do we import stuff from Pakistan?

“Boy, Billy, this box is heavy, what is in it?” “Ammo, don’t drop it.” Ah, found my potassium nitrate.. *gleefully rubs hands together*

Who wants to give me a small ball mill for my birthday?

Maybe I should just get some kind of RV and wonder around the country until I keel over.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Little Smiles


For almost 200 years Virginia operated a facility called "Virginia State Sanitarium for the Idiotic and Feebleminded." In 1971 they decided that the terminology was offensive and it was renamed the Republican National Committee.

Spent 20 years being cold up north, after moving to Texas it took me six months to warm up. Now it is too fucking hot half the time, just can’t win.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Talked to my son

Soooo, talked to my son Friday, he finely got out of Vegas and having a fucked up life and is in Wisconsin doing well, got married to the gal that put up with his shit for years, I met and like her, owns a home, and a CanAm. Really nice to hear from him and know that he is doing well. He hates computers and doesn’t do the internut but we can call each other at times.

Went to May Friday, juz for the hell of it to get out of the cave for a bit. Kind of place you can ride your mower everywhere, if there wuz anywhere to go. Pretty big school but there isn’t much to do out there other than screw and make babies.

Some years back a lady had a video on Utube about making toy rocket engines with black powder and Durham’s Wood Putty but I can’t find it so I’m experimenting at making my first one. Maybe I’ll get into making my own fire works, they are expensive in the stores and boring compared to what we used to get.

Those young chickens are starting to look pretty tasty, free range and nice and juicy, hell yeah. LOL…. The roster has the hen nesting again already, the lucky bastard.

We have our very own witch, how cool is that? She lives in the units across the way, may be interesting to meet and talk to her some.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

What a fucking dud

Saw something online about a possible tornado and the wind was kicking up some so I turned the computer off. Don’t have a weather app on my phone but got an alert anyway, five minutes later the alarms started going off then Bobbie came over to tell me a tornado was heading our way, “No shit?” Interesting stuff and she doesn’t want to die, hahahahaha, wrong fucking planet lady. “Why worry about a storm when the medical complex is slowly killing you, just go home and take your nine pills.”

So I stayed up to watch all the excitement and sat on the back porch with Garfield’s lazy fucking brother. I want my fucking money back, I’ve been through much more dangerous nature events than that dud.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Silly city turtle….

It decided to take a nap in the middle of the street, where an idiot texting driver might run over it.

So I took it out to Favis Primitive Park where it should be safer and have a happy life. I think it would be cool to have a pet turtle but it deserves a life in the wilderness.

Having been there a number of times now I’ve determined that campsite #7 is the best choice for having good shade all day. But I may never camp there, it’s only four miles and can enjoy the day there then go home and sleep in a nice bed at night.

I’ve always wanted a hippie girl friend, not going to happen but I’ve always liked the idea.

Plywood: Laminated dead tree carcass.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Hell ?? Hell?? Sure, I know where hell is, it is in my brain, it is a short trip.
A young man was on this street yesterday with a Can-Am three wheeler, pretty cool bike.
Some people, you just give up on trying to help them, especially when they owe you money.
ISO two lawnmower or similar small wheels to put on my table saw for moving it around.

Sunday, May 14, 2017


Between my thighs my pecker lies but never mind that, I also got bit. Thunk it wuz just a flea bite but it isn’t healing very fast, maybe a spider?

Happy Mothers Day……

Saturday, May 13, 2017

What Ever

Everyone wants a cell phone that makes pancakes and rubs their balls, but like George, I’m apart now. Not that I always was, did my share of fussing for about 15 years.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Fucking dogs

I love my peace and quite.

Fucking dogs barking at night can really piss me off.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017


Hum, I used to be good at fixing CD disks but guess I have lost my touch, oh, well, have a couple hundred of them to practice on.

Those glue strips for bugs work pretty good.

Monday, May 8, 2017


The little village of Bangs perks right up during Mayfest. Got there just as a little parade was going on, then went to the park where there was music and lots of different concessions. Took a picture of the band to post but seems I lost it.  Checked all the food concessions but nothing appealed to me so I went home to make lunch.

They also have lots of yard sales and you tire of looking at stuff but I did get a nice two quart pot and a pretty butter dish.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

More stuff

I wonder how many idiots I can sell one too.

If a man can’t pay the bills and provide a decent home how in the hell does he figure he can afford to be married?

Have a new neighbor in the end unit, think she said her name is Kathy, didn’t seem very friendly but she doesn’t have to be as long as she is quite and peaceful.

Bobbie gave me a scissors cut yesterday, decided I didn’t like letting my hair get long, she did a pretty good job.

This place is going to the fucking birds, I have chickens, doves, and all sorts of other birds taking over my back yard.

Saturday, May 6, 2017


My bird feeder has sure gotten popular, have to fill it every other day.
Have more tomato plants than I thought, they were just clumped together.
A pecan tree came up in my little garden area, will just leave it there.
That was some damn sticky two sided tape, took the Dremel tool with a buffing wheel to remove the resin.

Add a bit of 20 MULE TEAM BORAX to your laundry for better cleaning.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

We went fishing

Carrol and I went fishing yesterday, we all know that I suck at fishing but this time I get to blame her for not catching anything. But I don’t care, she is good company and a fine fishing buddy.

We wasn’t at the best spot cause of brush that kept wanting to take our hooks but didn’t fish where I wanted to cuz some other folks were at that spot. Fishing isn’t as good as it was 20/30 years ago anyway but I don’t really mind, just like to get out there with nature and a line in the water and if I catch a fish that is just a bonus, especially if she gets to clean the fish.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Fastest backer upper fucker in Texas…..

I’ve had lots of experience backing up all kinds of rigs and trailers and consider myself to be pretty good but a man at Mullins Park impressed me and I’m not easy to empress.

In the two days I was there he launched and trailered his boat three times to check his trout lines, that’s a total of six times backing the trailer down the launch ramp. After getting lined up on the ramp it’s a good hundred feet or better of backing up to launch or retrieve the boat and he nailed it the first time every time. And not slowly the way most of us do, but fast, I was fucking impressed.

Sunday, April 30, 2017


Nothing to report, or bitch about, or opinions to share, carry on.

Friday, April 28, 2017

What a big un

Caught my biggest crappie to date yesterday, 7.5 inches but they have to be 10 inches to keep.

A cow on the other side had interesting coloring.

I decided to try THE PIZZA COMPANY, went to visit Shawn while they were making as it takes them half an hour and she just lives a block away, then I picked it up and went back to her place to share it. Not impressed with it, I make much better pizza than that. Someone in this town needs to start a real fucking pizza place.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Fucking wild chicks

That fucking wild chick with the ten kids was terrorizing my back yard so I tossed them a few hand fulls of bird seed in payment for not shitting on my porch and eating the cat food, sometimes all you can do is pay the bribe.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Nice fish

Jayme, a lady that lives where I’m from is a avid outdoors type and look at a couple of nice salmon she caught the other day. Ya won’t catch anything like that here. Fresh salmon is damn good eating.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Wut da hell iz dat?

I have no idea wut dat iz about but it iz at Mullins Park.

I took the fire pit I made a few years ago and three boxes of wood but didn’t want to use my nice pot on a wood fire, dat is why I made cold coffee. It isn’t so bad, better than no coffee. I keep a few cans of Sterno in the truck at all times but didn’t bother using it either.

The first boat to launch on Wednesday was an older man and woman and it took them about 45 minutes to get it launched. He was a quite easy going guy and she was a hunched back woman with a big fucking mouth with a voice that really carried and she was ragging on his poor ass all the time. I was hoping he would drop her on the other side of the bayou so she could get lost in the woods.

After they finely got the boat in the water while she shouted directions ragging on his poor ass the motor wouldn’t start, surprisingly she didn’t have anything to say about that, I figure she could have ragged on his poor ass for an hour about that. But they wandered up stream with an electric trolling motor and I could still hear her a quarter mile away. Only thing I admired about her was that she could cuss like a fucking miner.

Just after they returned to trailer the boat another couple showed up from down stream and the guy helped the old guy get the boat on the trailer so they wouldn’t be waiting half an hour being as loud mouth was only good for shouting directions. So I went over to talk to the young lady in the other boat, she had caught a nice 14 inch crappie.