It wasn't there

Nope, went back to get it and it wasn’t there. So I kept going west looking for it, when I got to Mexico I had to turn around as I don’t have a passport. Bobbie, my neighbor, called the cops and my daughter as I didn’t tell anyone I was leaving. Hell, you don’t tell anyone when you run away from home.

So, I got calls from my daughter and the cops, cool, now I know how to get people to call me.