And fudge

 Brenda gifted me with a tin of home made fudge. num num

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

To big....

I suppose that at times I act like I have a big set of balls but the nut sack warmer Debra made me seems a bit much, that sumbitch can cover my whole head. She gave me a cool shirt also.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

 I usually tell folks I don't want anything for Christmas but when Carrol Weathermon asked me I shot back with a cherry pie. I don't want shit going to her head so I'm only going to say this once, it was the best damn cherry pie I've had since Gramma Cole passed on.

 

Big poppers are kinda fun....

 

Well shoot

 

Yup !!

 

Have a fine Christmas

 

COUNT DOWN TO LAUNCH.

 

It's bullshit

I've often thought that our political system is bullshit and pet bills shouldn't be able to be tacked onto other bills. 

Nature and time

 

Code

Move along now

 

Well crap

 Yesterday I went out about noon and the Silver Slut had a flat tire, so I eased bout half a mile up the street to where the other PT lives and took a tire out of the back and put it on and that sum bitch was out of air also so I used my slower than the second coming of Christ air compressor to put enough air in it to ease over to Discount tire for four new rubbers.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Trees

 A few weeks ago I moved my computer station to the opposite wall so yesterday I moved my Christmas trees also.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Maybe this year?

 We don’t get snow here often but I enjoy it when we do.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Getting old

 Yesterday I put some plastic sheathing around part of an old mans house, my helper was a fifty year old, damn near worked me to death and reminded me that I’m getting old.

Anyway, have a blessed day.

You have this one yet???

 

It was cheap

 Harbor Freight had a good price on 10 X 20 Carports, with a coupon discount I could get one for 100 bucks so for shits and giggles I bought one. At times it is nice to have a little shelter when working outside. It is made about as cheaply as a shelter can be made and expect it to last over a half hour in a good breeze, the frame tubing is only 1 ¼” and pretty thin walled.

I decided that it would stand up better if it was made into two ten foot units so I made up half a unit and attached it to Carrol’s carport, used a heavy duty Harbor Freight tarp for a cover, like many carports hers is often to full of other things to get her car all the way under it so now her car is completely under cover during rains and such. I’ll put the other half a unit together to use when working on cars and other projects. 

Okay, who accused me of erection fraud?

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day. 

 

Still

 I posted this a year ago and it is still funny.

Up your fart game.

Boys like this go far, or end up owning used car lots. On a side note I’ve discovered that eating plant based hamburgers can up your fart game.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Tall pines

 It was a nice trip last year.....

New

Setting up a new to me computer. It is an ex gaming machine so should have more power than this old Emachine.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Assholes

 Those motherfucking cocksuckers running Facebook put me in jail for three days for posting the dishwasher meme, the fucking dishwasher meme. So I didn’t post for a week cuz fuck Facebook, they just piss me off. So lets see who gets offended by this meme, I’m sure someone out there can get thier tits all knotted up about it.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

The end of the year is near......

 

Thanksgiving.....

Have a great day or I'll kick your ass.......

DIY

 Follow me for more DYI tips.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

The burning bush....

 

What to do

 Drove the Black Bitch around some more yesterday, to bad the motor is so worn, EVERYTHING on that car works, cruise control, A/C, everything. Not bad to for something I paid 260 bucks for, only have about 320 in it now. I should be able to find a decent used motor for her that doesn’t cost to much. I think that instead of putting the front bumper cover and grill back on her that I should Mad Max her some and paint her a flat black, hahahahaha Anyway, have a fucking blessed day. 

 

 

 

Art

 The art going on the end of the Red Wagon is looking pretty spiffy. Drove the Black Bitch about 8 miles yesterday just to check things out some, more about that later.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.
 

Art

Started the Black Bitch yesterday and no knock noise so maybe it still has a few miles left in it but I’m not sure I’d head cross county in it. Have a bit more work to do on it before I test drive it.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Seven

 

OUCH !!!

 Been a long time since I used a toe to locate a piece of furniture, may have broke it, hurts like hell.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Be creative.....

Ya gotta be creative to sell food stuffs on sites that state no food sales.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Know when to fold them...

 Sometimes fixing a well used car on the cheap to get some more life out of it is just an exercise in futility. After putting a new rod bearing on #3 there was clearly to much clearance, even I get skunked once in a while. I’ll shim it some but you can only do so much with shims on an egg shaped crank throw. So now it is just something to fart around with for the heck of it. It may last for 20 thousand miles or only 20 miles, who knows. But I’m not going to the expense of rebuilding the engine properly, it’s fucking expensive to rebuild these modern engines.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Safe passage

I don’t think a hospital should release anyone that doesn’t have transportation to a safe place. Sunday evening a neighbors ex hubby, who lives out of town went to the hospital and they checked him out and said he was just having dizzy spells and released him. He is 80 years old, he tried to call her for a ride but she turns her phone off at night so he decided to walk the five miles to her place, that is a stretch for an 80 year old that likely hasn’t walked more than a block for years. He got just a little over half way when the police picked him up and took him the rest of the way. Monday morning they was back at her place to take him to the hospital again. Anyway, it is my un-humble fucking opinion that folks should not be released without safe transportation somewhere. There is no cab or bus service here at night, I think that if push comes to shove that the police should take folks to a safe place in such cases, after all, we all pay taxes for their service to the community.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Keep??

 I would keep it but upgrade the engine and transmission.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.

Right the first time

 I wuz right, then wrong, then right again, or sumting like dat. When I got the pan off the car and saw all the crap in the bottom of it I thought I must be wrong about it being a rod bearing (sure sounded like a rod bearing) and it must be the main crankshaft thrust bearing. After getting the bastard bolt out yesterday and removing the damn counter balance assembly I was able to check things out and it turned to be the #3 rod bearing, in over fifty years of wrenching I’ve never seen one completely destroyed but every damn bit of it, even the shell, was in the bottom of the pan.

Amazingly the crank and rod appear to still be in good shape so I’m going to replace all the rod bearings, with luck it will go another fifty thousand miles or more. I’m not going to put that damn counter balance unit back on, surprised an H.O. engine even had one on it.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.