Friday, April 7, 2017

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According to the internut to make a roach killing paste, combine 3-teaspoons of boric acid with 3-teaspoons of sugar and 3-teaspoons of water. Mix the ingredients into a paste.

You can’t believe everything you see on the fucking internut, I made some of that paste and in a few hours it dries out and is rock hard. Don’t use water, just mix boric acid and sugar together and put some water near by.

Wish they would stop calling evolution a fucking theory, or at least call god a theory also.

I guess I have a liberal arts degree but us country hick redneck hillbillys just call it a well rounded education.

Hum, I thought catfish where those things I catch in the bayou. Bought a patio umbrella and stand, a breeze will blow it over but I have a fucking plan.

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

Merle Haggard and Don Rickles have bit the dust… Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

2 comments:

  1. As I am feeling "sloshy" at the moment, I'd say drink beer first, then dessert second. Then real food, and lots of it.

    PipeTobacco

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  2. I know one thing for sure some of us will see the sun raise in east and set west...Then one day we won't
    Coffee is on

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