Sunday, July 9, 2017


So the other day I popped the hood on the truck to install another cooling fan to deal with this Texas heat and noticed right away that my battery connections were pretty nasty, I had forgot to spray them with the special protecting shit the last time I cleaned it.

So I cleaned it all up and added a few more wires for the extra fan and fucked around for an hour figuring out how too wire it through a switch and a relay what had vague directions and blah blah fucking blah.

I started playing with her tits and she dropped her cell phone and I thought, “Hum, she can’t multitask?” Then I woke up so I don’t know what the fucking truth is.


  1. The "Green Side Up" joke was the funniest thing I heard in quite a while. Thanks!

  2. Where are you, BBC? Are you ok?