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A drunk man who looked and smelled like hell sat down on a subway next to a priest: He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked. "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies. "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response. "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered. "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
Have a fucking blessed day.