Just cuz the birds are singing it doesn’t mean it is going to be a great day. My pecker was begging for attention so I polished it for a good half hour and it still didn’t go off. I guess it is bored with my hand but it doesn’t get other offers these days.
Well, maybe things will get better, lets go kick this day in the ass…..
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.
You're still a vile old man. Handsome, but vile.
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