Well used

I pulled a spark plug out of the Silver Slut yesterday, boy, they wouldn’t have kept firing much longer, will replace all of them today. It was really tight, I worried about stripping the threads in the head so I was slow and careful removing it. Monkeys that don’t know how to properly work on aluminum engines should leave them the fuck alone.

And another fucking Sunday rolls around, what are you monkeys going to be doing today? I hope you cocksuckers have a good day. If y'all see me dancing on the pole at the strip club mind your business. Fishing tackles expensive.

My heart is starting to get cranky, I don’t know why, the son of a bitch is only 76 years old.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.