Drab

I know it looks pretty drab but spring is on the way.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Another cot

Bought another camping cot yesterday cuz ya can’t have too fuking many cots. Next on my list is a nice garden wagon, maybe.

Nice afternoon at Riverside Park but no fish or bite.

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It would be interesting

I wanna ride my riding mower to New Mexico. Just for the hell of it. Should only take six days one way. Life gets boring without adventure.

Went out to Thrifty yesterday morning, quite, and chilly.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Old joke

This is an old joke but wut da fuk.

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he orders the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Yup....

Never Waste a Good Crisis.

The trip went well

Stopped at a C Store in Coleman to take a leak and pickup a breakfast goodie and the truck didn’t need any water so I went on to Abilene. Again it didn’t need any water so I came home without checking it again.

The doctor visit was bullshit but more about that later, I go back there in May. The doctor gave me excellent directions to Academy Sporting Goods a few exits north but I didn’t help the economy any.

Lots of good stores in that area, better than going to the VA in Temple. And lots of places to eat, including a Buffet King, it’s like the East Palace here but a bit cheaper. I wasn’t hungry so just got a fish sammich at Burger King.

Anyway, it seems that my no cost ‘fix’ to slow down head gasket leaks works just fine, I was surprised that I didn’t have to add any coolant. May have more to say about that later also.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Abilene

I’m heading to Abilene at 7am this morning, will the Pissant Express make it there and back? We’ll find out. I’ll take tools and extra water and blah blah blah. During my many travels I’ve always managed to deal with problems and breakdowns.  You know, shit happens deal with it.

If our generation didn't make things better how can the next? And don't tell me by voting, we've been trying that shit for many years. Looks to me like you can hate everything, have two wife's and a number of cocksucking girlfriends and own six whorehouses and become president.

You had better buy some of those fucking cookies or those girls may burn your homes down. Next time that carnival comes to town I’m riding that fucking ferris wheel. An immaculate house is the sign of a misspent life.

I don’t know shit about Abilene but there is a nice song about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3RF3nbreBE

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

LOL

I know this will offend some folks but others will be amused by it.

Most important??

The most important molecule in the universe may be the ‘don’t give a shit’ molecule.

One mans shithole is another mans paradise. 

Don’t gotta love everyone, that is just a human concept. Just live and let live, as long as no one is fucking with you.

Cohabituate…
Coexist….
SEAS THE DAY.
The system is rigged, not in our favor.
I wonder when common sense died.
Not all who wander are lost.
During a shut down you simply adjust.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Cold

Remember, they are not swear words, they are fucking sentence enhancers.

Just cuz you call a place a shithole it doesn’t mean you are a racist.

I have a love/hate thing with ceramic cookware. Smells like my old mixer is on its last legs.

Cold this morning, furnace running full time.

US citizens travelling to North Korea should draft will and plan funeral, warns State Department…. Why in the hell would anyone want to go there?

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Shithole

The world is sure having fun with the shithole word.

Fuckery

Once you give up any sense of decency it becomes easy to become rich.

Fuckery: In an odd way making the world a better place. It’s a process.

WORD OF THE MONTH::: SHITHOLE. Greetings from my shithole to your shithole.

The gods are bored.

I think I will go to the RTR next year.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

I’ll just post these today.

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Pond

Lets ponder a pond at a pond
Splash in it.
Float on it.
Piss in it.
Shit in it.
Fill it in.
Fill it up.
Fish in it.
Swim in it.
Fuck in it.
Fuck pondering on a pond.

The shortest interval of time in the known universe is that fraction of a second between a traffic light turning green and the asshole behind you honking his horn… George Carlin..

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Sammich

Beef tongue on Rye with horseradish…. Now there is a good fucking sammich.

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Flu

Go to work and spread it around. LOL

Ever just sit and ponder on life? For example, how did a man with no plan of getting old end up getting old?

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WISDOM

I would share some of my wisdom with you but then you would know some shit I know so fuck ya. LOL

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Beef tongue

Oh boy !! Bobbie gave me a big beef tongue she got at the food bank, num, num, num.

Don’t know why but the nice lady at the thrift store gave me a Subway gift card.

Sears is closing stores and Ace hardware stores are selling Craftsman tools, interesting.

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I want...

I call the old cat Dusty.
I want a urn like that.
I pulled an old mechanics trick to keep the truck going for a while longer until it warms up and I can replace the head gaskets.

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Simple

I guess the old feral cat decided to move inside for the winter. I don’t mind, she mostly just sleeps.

In all my travels I have never been to Tombstone, better put that on my bucket list and get it done being as my days are getting short.

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140

“Kim Jong Un warns "button for nuclear weapons is on my table."
So what ya boring little fuck, our presidents have had one for many years and we have enough nukes to make your county a wasteland.

Damn, an Oreo Lemon cookie has 140 calories. Guess I shouldn’t eat four at a time.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

1/1/2018

I spent New Years Eve with an old feral cat that came inside cuz it is cold as fuck out there with the wind chill factor. Cold enough to freeze your balls off. And four beers.

I’m not hopeful about the coming year but that doesn’t mean others shouldn’t be.  Us that are getting older generally are not liking it much.

Guess my truck needs new head gaskets but that shit isn’t going to happen until spring, I’m not working on it when it is this cold.

Have a blessed fucking day..
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit