Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere.'
Clerk: 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, I only call him that when we’re out in public.'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.
Haha!!!!
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