Yup

Yup, every morning while drinking coffee and surfing the internut I polish my pecker. It keeps the little bastard well and active.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Jerks

Why do I think so many people are idiots or assholes? Because they insist on proving it to me. Parking for example.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sick....

"Gunman kills 2 kids, 1 other at Gilroy, California, festival."

I have no idea why stuff like this happens.....

Humor

A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere.'

Clerk: 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'

The woman answers, 'Oh no, I only call him that when we’re out in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'

'Lard ass.'

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Damn Termites

When I made the mini camper bout seven years ago I was just messing around, it was something a man like me could do and I didn’t expect it to last long. It was just made with used cedar decking for the frame and cheap thin paneling. But it has held up and survived three 2500 mile trips so far so I’ll fix it up some for the move to Oregon.

Termites took a liking to a leak at the front window and the floor below it so I’ll fix the damage and give it a fresh coat of paint. Better take it off the trailer in case it or the trailer floor needs more work. At the rate I’m getting shit done it may be spring before I move.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

hahahahahaha

I bought a year of cell phone time yesterday, don’t want to deal with that kind of bill during my transmission to Oregon, just one less thing to deal with for a while.

Destiny is a fickle bitch.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Pretty fucking dead...

Found when clearing out the camper.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

For Sale

Fuck that piece of shit Chevy, put together some real transportation.

Damn coons

Just something to think about………… If you trap a chicken killing coon and release it far from your place it may make you feel good that you didn’t kill it but in fact all you are doing is passing your problem onto someone else. I don’t dislike anyone enough to do that to them.

Once a coon gets used to human habitation and the kinda easy (and tasty) pickings there the first thing it is going to do after being released is start seeking out more human habitation.

The best thing to do with a trapped coon is to convert it into a pelt and cat and dog food. Cats and dogs love coon meat and most everything here is just part of the food chain anyway. Like I said, just something to think about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Good point

Good point.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Truth

Cuz no one else wants to be me…..

Arrowheads

Check this shit out, while y’all looking at the clouds for images I shit arrowheads. HAHAHAHAHA

For my next amazing feat I’ll shit an image of Jesus. HAHAHAHAHA

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Your butt stinks

I arrived at the bayou in the morning just as the sun was coming up so its morning rays got to admire my pecker for a while, and slather some vitamin D on it. Fished for two hours but didn’t get a fish….. fucking fish. But it was a pleasant and peaceful two hours at the bayou.

Read the book by a female author for a while, she sure does like to talk about her fuck buddies cock and how much she loves it. Told her brothers to back off cuz it’s her pussy and she can do what she wants to do with it, bless her little heart.

A man and his little daughter came and launched a kayak and after he got her settled in the back he stepped in and was using body motions to shove them off the ramp and she said, “Wow, your butt stinks.” hahahahaha

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Yup

Facebook has become a pretty good indicator of what a boiling pot humanity is but Post Secret is still also worth checking each Sunday.

https://postsecret.com/

Have a nice week-end ya sons a bitches.

Amusing myself. LOL

Fishing

Henry and I went fishing yesterday, didn’t catch any fish.

Fucking fish……

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Stand by

Don’t have anything new to post, stand by.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I'd stick it...

Thinks she’s getting old but I’d still lick it before a cartoon of Blue Bell.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Just fucking sing

You miserable fuckers just need to find something to sing about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Better

We all know that I’m a basic fucker but I decided that my coffee needs more of a kick to it at my age to help get me alert cuz we need more lerts here. So I went and bought a french press, they are supposed to make good coffee.

Old man down the street asked me for a ride to the store so he could get some food, and then proceeded to get lost, hahahahaha. I won’t do that again.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

HAVE A SAFE FORTH

Enjoyed my fireworks early, well, I jacked-off.

The 60's

Back in the 60’s before Americans become a bunch of spoiled shits you could get some decent affordable economy cars, I haven’t seen a Sunbeam Alpine for a while and this one is in nice shape, I wouldn’t mind having one to kick around in.

Have a blessed fucking day.

Simple

A scooter report one or two of you may find interesting. After stripping all the geek shit off of the frame I was able to get down to basics. Made a floorboard with some scrap flooring, it is a 24 volt motor but when you get down to basics you don’t have speed control  so I started with just one 12 volt battery and a push button starter switch, can’t get much more simple than that. The scooter batteries are old so I’m just using lawnmower batteries for this project, I’m just fucking around anyway.

It does about 2 miles an hour on 12 volts, suppose it will do close to 4 with 24 volts and will do for running to the shopping mall, etc.

I wasn’t excited about having another birthday and I wasn’t offered any birthday sex, not even some tiddy kissing or a hand job so fuck that birthday shit but if you manage to get old you have to deal with them anyway.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.