Thursday, August 9, 2018

It wasn't me

A Texas grandmother shot and wounded a man who she says tried to enter her home with his pants down — after he allegedly rode up to her property on a bicycle while pleasuring himself.

The 68-year-old woman, identified only as “Granny Jean,” said she shot the masturbating man in the chest on Tuesday as he tried to open the door of her southeast Houston home

It wasn’t me but it could have been….. LOL

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

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2 comments:

  1. PipeTobaccoAugust 9, 2018 at 6:38 AM

    What a crazy story! Masturbating while bicycling! "Granny" should have been more impressed at his skills.

    I thought the cat and cell phone joke yesterday was a riot too! It is far too true!!!

    PipeTobacco

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  2. peppylady (Dora)August 9, 2018 at 7:56 PM

    I caught one of fish and game jack n off.
    Coffee is on

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