I'm just a decoy

I’ll tell you why I have a following, sixty percent of us are not christians, that is why.

I know a number of believers that have lost a number of loved ones lately while praying up a storm. Hey, what in the hell are you praying for? Ice cream? I have a question for them, while they are praying are they also busy planning funeral arrangements? Cuz that would be the smart thing to do.

And after the monkey, um, loved one dies they go right on praying, to win the lotto I guess.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.