Good one

I mostly drink beer so seldom go to a liquor store but this one cracked me up.

When a christian unfriends me the upside to that is that I don’t have to put up with their god bullshit anymore. But that is okay cuz it is gods will. LOL… How to piss of a christian, when something happens to them tell them it was gods will. LOL…

Welcome to earth, third rock from the sun, fuck you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.