I have a muffin mix I’m going to try making cookies with.

Gotta find a new watering hole for social hour. The owner has an issue with me and I don’t give a fuck, not my fault he lacks a sense of humor. :-) Frankly, I think bartenders in the south deserve better wages for just putting up with us. :-) “But they make tips.” is not a valid argument to me. Just an opinion, not my problem.

It sure has been quite at Fabis lately, hardly no one there when I go out there.

Booze and drugs used to be the addictions, now facebook is.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Note to the dumb ass in the kitchen: Grease the fucking pan next time.

Christians seem to think their god wouldn’t fuck with them. So who is fucking with them?
Dora: “Those christain can be interesting creature or pain in ass.”

Mission creep……

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Good one

I mostly drink beer so seldom go to a liquor store but this one cracked me up.

When a christian unfriends me the upside to that is that I don’t have to put up with their god bullshit anymore. But that is okay cuz it is gods will. LOL… How to piss of a christian, when something happens to them tell them it was gods will. LOL…

Welcome to earth, third rock from the sun, fuck you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tree

That tree bugs me. I hope it doesn’t fall on me someday.

Ceramic pans seem to go to hell after a couple of years and they don’t like my stove anyway so I bought a cast iron griddle. Heavy but they hold up well and cook things well.

I’ve had a good life but I am still bothered by life, I don’t get it and I’m a fairly smart man. I hope to hell that I don’t live another 20 years.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

One more

One more payment of 52 bucks and my new A/C unit is paid for, interest free of course.

Giving money or food to any food bank) is a good idea. It helps keep others from stealing from us.

I don’t care how cool they are or how pretty they are, it is a real stretch for me to get involved with christian chicks.

I admire how christians twist ‘gods will’ around to suit themselves. Believers seem to lack critical thinking skills. Everything is gods will or nothing is gods will. 

Happiness is you as a bird shitting on a Lexus. Music is just a way to escape.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hum

Hum….  I think it was a kitten, kinda hard to tell.

I'm just a decoy

I’ll tell you why I have a following, sixty percent of us are not christians, that is why.

I know a number of believers that have lost a number of loved ones lately while praying up a storm. Hey, what in the hell are you praying for? Ice cream? I have a question for them, while they are praying are they also busy planning funeral arrangements? Cuz that would be the smart thing to do.

And after the monkey, um, loved one dies they go right on praying, to win the lotto I guess.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

What

What are your thoughts on this?

Guess who

Was at my place.

Stab stab

Some more stabs at religious bullshit.

It fell ????

If no one was there to hear it I’m certain it still fell into the bayou.

Still cute

I know this is getting old but it is still cute.

Someone cares

Some homeless people are like feral cats, help one some and the next thing you know you have a pest on your hands wanting all sorts of things including shelter.

You may get that lesson a few times before it sinks in. There are agencies too help them, let them deal with them.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Bore

I won’t bore you with baking shit today, gotta eat some up before making more.

Don’t tell me I should love everyone, that is bullshit, if I like or tolerate you just call it good and let it go at that.

How are you weenie washers doing today, gonna stay busy?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Yesterday I whipped out a small batch by hand. LOL

I had one banana left so decided to make some better muffins if I could, they were much better than the first batch. Bakers are like food scientists, that field is a real art form. Most of us can cook and bake meat pretty well but breads and cakes and such is a different story.

There must be something I can make and bake and get really good at it. The Texas ag site has instructions for growing rhubarb but most folks don’t bother with it as it takes special care here. A lot of folks here have never even heard of it, even most of the produce clerks.

My gramma needs to come back from the dead and teach me some stuff. Mom was a good cook in her own right but she was an amateur compared to gramma, that woman could make anything from scratch without a cookbook. I brought a couple of squash home one day when she was visiting and she turned it into a fucking pumpkin pie.

I really miss gramma sometimes, she was a wonderful woman, if it wasn’t so early I’d cry in my beer.

The problem with empathy is you’re expected to feel sorry for assholes. (If it’s in a meme it must be true).

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Banana muffins

You can buy a mix for most things these days and say you made something and some of them are pretty goddamn good but it isn’t the same as making things from scratch.

There is a lot of cooking and baking stuff on the internut but I tend to lean toward using old cookbooks from the good old days.

Anyway, I made banana muffins, no crushed nuts but put in chocolate chips. Didn’t have any sour milk so I used some sour cream. They are okay, bit heavy, maybe cuz I put extra banana in them and I cooked them too long so, yup, hockey pucks.

Ain’t no rhubarb here, don’t you southern rednecks like rhubarb pie?

I keep a gun cuz I’m not ready to die and I’m too old too take an ass whipping.

Memes are getting so stupid these days, any idiot with their own political agenda can make them.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

More bread

So I got new bread flour and bottled water yesterday and made another loaf of bread. This time I premixed the dry ingredients and heated the water to activate the yeast, like the old fashioned way.

Ever seen 1 3/8 on a measuring cup? I haven’t so I upped the water to 1 ¾ cups, it was a bit too much but better and I added a bit more flour. I’ll get it fine tuned soon. Actually, I think I prefer making bread the old fashioned way so I may just give the machine away.

I don’t eat much bread anymore but it might be cool to make good hamburger buns for some of the BBQ’s in the area. Today I will make some banana bread or muffins, a neighbor gave me some bananas.

Maybe I’ll buy an Ice Cream machine next, I do eat a lot of ice cream. 

Bread

Made my first bread yesterday, any idiot can make good bread with a bread machine but I’m a special idiot so I fucked it up somehow, I did use exact measurements but used some old all purpose flour (the bugs are just protein). And I used city tap water, that may be a no no also.

The dough was too dry even though I added a bit more water after it started kneading, and it didn’t rise good. Being heavy is no big deal but it also tasted like shit. Oh well, will try again, and use warm water next time.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It wasn't me

A Texas grandmother shot and wounded a man who she says tried to enter her home with his pants down — after he allegedly rode up to her property on a bicycle while pleasuring himself.

The 68-year-old woman, identified only as “Granny Jean,” said she shot the masturbating man in the chest on Tuesday as he tried to open the door of her southeast Houston home

It wasn’t me but it could have been….. LOL

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Green

Do stupid things get stupid prizes.

I’ve been lax about walking so walked bout two miles this morning, the rest of you cocksuckers getting any exercise? Jumping to conclusions isn’t exercise…

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Speaking of bread

LOL

Make bread???

Bout 7/8 years ago I bought a bread machine. Now that I have some nice countertop area I guess I should unbox it and see what I can fuck up with it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

ID

I swear, this town has more fucked up women in it than any town I’ve ever been in. And they can make a fucked up life even worse, I guess they are just special like that.

I tried to help a young lady get some ID as she lost hers. It is a pain in the butt to get more ID these days, do not lose your ID, you need ID to get new ID. Well, she is 45 so not that young, and I’m sure she has some loose wiring so that didn’t help. It’s pretty bad when not even your family will help you anymore.

Things have changed a lot since 9/11 and the growth of the internut.

I’ve crashed a number of airplanes but you always survive what happens in your dreams.

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Improved

The scooter I traded for has a control you press with your thumb for forward and reverse.  That is okay for a Walmart cart you are only using for a bit but if you take one a mile or two it is hard on your thumb to be pushing it down so I glued an extension on the cocksucker so I can just wrap my hand around it, works much better.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Using space

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.