Last day this year to get laid

I contend that freezing the wages of federal employees wages is bullshit, they are just employees, folks hired to keep things running. Freeze the fucking wages of elected officials, they are the government representatives.

I wish they wouldn't use biblical references in political memes, it gives that fucking book validation.

Washington may become first state to approve human composting…. Spirit approves.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Online gift card

My daughter, bless her fucking heart, sent me an Amazon gift card. Not a plastic card, one of those online fuckers. Back when online sales was getting geared up there was a lot of concern about internut security so I’ve always avoided shopping online.

Now I guess I’ll have to set up an Amazon account and make another fucking password. I don’t need anything, she is a bit prudish, maybe I’ll send her some racy underwear. LOL….

Those that shop online all the time have it all figured out I suppose but I find it a challenge, maybe it’s a Peter Principle thing, I’m smart but you can’t prove it on paper.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

New ride

My new electric scooter is a well built sumbitch if you ask me, even over built. And everything seems to be of good quality, even the nice soft seat. Even the cargo basket is heavy duty, and big enough for a 30 pack. You can crash and burn on this thing and just get back on and ride away. If you crash it good enough to hurt it you are the one that is going to be fucked up.

I think it is a little heavy but it is heavy duty. I think this sumbitch is well worth the money I paid for it and will serve me well around town.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

She's on her way... LOL

Bah....

Everyone knows that I’ve never much liked christmas other than the meals and visiting but for those that get right into it I hope I hope you have a fine fucking day.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Ordered

I got the scooter ordered but it wasn’t easy to use that site. Then they wanted me to set up an account with them to track the shipping, fuk that, not filling out another form and making anther password, the cocksucker will be here when it gets here.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Crap

New scooter??

Apparently a soda a day helps keep your digestive track working better when you get older. But I’m not a doctor so I may be full of shit.

Years ago I bought a Schwinn electric scooter at a very good price, bout 140 bucks as I recall. It was a great adult size scooter but being as I’m sometimes a double dumbass dip shit I didn’t bring it to Texas with me. Have never seen one in a store but Razor makes an adult scooter with a seat, 16” wheels and a 500 watt motor and does 18 MPH. I may order one.

I have my own demons but I’m glad I don’t have the neighbors, she is addicted to Dr. Pepper and bingo. Bingo of course keeps her in debt.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Asshole

I was lying there half awake and thought, “I don’t know what the fuck is going on out there.” My next thought was, “Perfect.”  I’m not in charge of you fucking monkeys so to hell with it.

I had a cool wood dish rack but tossed it away, any unpainted wood is a fucking cockroach attraction.

Anyone wanting to be in politics must have a defective gene in them. Appears to be good money in it though.

And the farmer hauled another load away.
I don’t amortize things the way you do.
You ever notice that your asshole lies to you? Yup, even your asshole is an asshole. LOL

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It’s a fucking gift…..

Bad at math

A neighbor is a mathematical genius, out of money three days after her SS comes so she borrows more money to lose at bingo. She isn’t fond of some of my opinions.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Nothing new

Nothing new here, Lonnie came by and we went to the Red Wagon for breakfast and then we went to the landfill and blah blah blah.
Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Kissed?

There is a good chance I’ll get kissed this christmas season.
There is an equally good chance I’m full of shit

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Ummm

I’m not god, not my monkey’s, not my zoo.
Every morning I wake up thankful that I’m not you… Hahahahaha
"You wanna cookie?"..... LOL

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Voyager 2

Voyager 2 is over 42 years old and still operating and has reached interstellar space without returning to earth for repairs. NASA or JPL should be making our cars.

I guess my neighbor (the vice president of the local chapter of the itty bitty club) thinks I’m a fucking idiot. She asked me to unplug her vacuum cleaner hose for her. Fuck, the filter and lower housing was so blocked with dog hair it just couldn’t suck good. I told her that she should empty it every time she uses it and she said she does. Bullfuckingshit, that fucking four pound dog can’t make hair that fast. I’ll bet it hasn’t been cleaned out since I did it over a year ago.

Bout 15 years ago a lady gave me a Kirby to see if I could fix it, you have to be a special fucking idiot to ruin a Kirby, the bag on it was so full that you could not have gotten one more dog hair in it and it killed the Kirby cuz she kept trying to use it. Not all women are that dumb of course, I just seem to collect them.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It's Texas thing

Yeah, that…..

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A lie

A MAN WAS ARRESTED IN TEXAS AFTER TELLING KIDS SANTA IS A 'LIE'

Hum, it is against the law to tell kids they are being lied to?

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Cool cars

Back in the 60’s when I was hitchhiking across the states a man driving one of these babies picked me up and I got to drive it a couple hundred miles and it was a damn cool car, really smooth to drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzW_ERSgFRY

Run??

Not if you have COPD….

I have a hankering for an oyster omelet, will make one today.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Ruff trip

The trip yesterday and a number of tests chewed a ten hour hole in the day and then I had to take a six hour nap. LOL… At least with the misty sky I didn't have the sun in my eyes during the drive. So far I think my main issue is just the COPD (and my age) but it sure kicks my ass.

Ya know, if this rock had no borders I just may have ended up living somewhere else.

The meme cracks me up, I relate that attitude to the marines.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

SUPER BUFFET

The SUPER BUFFET in Gatesville is nothing to brag about, just another chink joint but the crab and shrimp was pretty damn good.

Hot cocoa? The best you will find is at the Texaco station in Goldthwaite.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I love this meme

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Fuck the Bush's

He wasn’t that well liked back in those days.

What

What are you assholes getting me for christmas?

I would feel better about christmas and all the other bullshit if parents just made it clear from the get go that it is all made up bullshit instead of conning kids their first seven or eight years. Fuck santa, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, jesus, and all that other bullshit that parents think is harmless.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

WHY NOT

I’ve decided to support letting anyone come into this country, hell, make all boarders wide open. But if I/you capture an undocumented person I/you can make that person your slave.

If you have a wart on the bottom of your foot that makes it painful to walk get some corn pads, had to figure that out myself.

Went fishing for a bit yesterday so I can bitch about not getting a fucking fish.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Nope

I GUESS I DON'T KNOW HER.

the spirit

I’m just trying to get into the holiday spirit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Firry

Have never had fir on my face before, still not sure what to make of it other than I’m still a handsome bastard. LOL

Tim and I had lunch at Sam’s yesterday, it is decent food, I had oysters and they were tasty.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Superman

InSight successfully landed on Mars.

Illinois first deer hunting weekend yields 59,000 deer.

Superman wasn’t in my life in the 50’s as TV came late to the area we lived in and being poor we couldn’t afford the comics. Anyway, was watching some old Superman cartoons yesterday and it is interesting that when any threat came along they blasted the fuck out of it with a lot of tommy guns.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Off to see da shrink

I have an appointment with a shrink today, not my idea, the doc set it up for me. But I’ll go, they kinda amuse me, maybe we’ll talk about tiddies and beer.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A new year coming

I don’t want to end the year on bad terms with anyone... so apologize to me.

My idea of fancy cooking is adding two extra seasonings. Don’t think I’ll ever be a fan of cornbread dressing.

Went to the bayou for a while yesterday, fished, read a book, polished my pecker.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A great dinner

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