What are you assholes getting me for christmas?
I would feel better about christmas and all the other bullshit if parents just made it clear from the get go that it is all made up bullshit instead of conning kids their first seven or eight years. Fuck santa, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, jesus, and all that other bullshit that parents think is harmless.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.
Never been able to figure out why people tell kids those bullshit fantasies. All they do is make the kids feel like crap because they get told "if you're good, you'll get the toy of your dreams." So the kid is good, the family can't afford the dream toy but the parents of the kid who's the nastiest, meanest bully at school can. Maybe it's an important life lesson (no matter how much you try, life can still suck) but why be unnecessarily cruel? Kids figure out pretty fast without being fed fairy tales that life isn't fair.
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