Friday, December 21, 2018

Asshole












I was lying there half awake and thought, “I don’t know what the fuck is going on out there.” My next thought was, “Perfect.”  I’m not in charge of you fucking monkeys so to hell with it.

I had a cool wood dish rack but tossed it away, any unpainted wood is a fucking cockroach attraction.

Anyone wanting to be in politics must have a defective gene in them. Appears to be good money in it though.

And the farmer hauled another load away.
I don’t amortize things the way you do.
You ever notice that your asshole lies to you? Yup, even your asshole is an asshole. LOL

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

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