Two weeks left in 2016, it looks like Billy will go another year without playing with any nipples. I miss the good old days when it wasn’t so hard for a man to get laid.
And it isn’t just me, seems that plenty of men aren’t going to get any poontang for xmas.
I'm not broke, I just don't give a shit about xmas. I’m not rich either but at least I’m not always broke, it has been many years since I was actually broke, so many that I don’t recall ever being flat broke. I guess the last time I was ever flat broke is when I was in my early twenties.
Anyway, met the lady that used to live in my apartment yesterday. She does not like my neighbor one bit but I get along with her okay, I just don’t lend her money for bingo anymore. After talking to her for a bit I decided she was missing some of her fruitloops so it isn’t a surprise that she had to move. All the folks around me seem just fine to me but I still refuse to talk to that plant stealing mexican. And not cuz she is mexican, I just don’t like fucking thieves.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.
Lair to be cute will chap my hide.
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getting some teeth and sprucing up your wardrobe would probably increase your chances of getting laid.
ReplyDeleteIf they don't like me the way I am they can go to hell.
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