There is nothing wrong with me. Medically that is.
The doctor said that all I need is a girlfriend.
No shit sherlock, but it hasn’t happened for years and isn’t going to happen. I’m surrounded by god loving christian women and we drive each other nuts. I can’t have a christian girlfriend, period. And non believers are few are far between here.
What I need is to learn to be happy without one. He did offer to send me some viagra, I have no need for any, I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.
Have a blessed fucking day, go kick it in the ass
Social hour at the watering hole is getting boring, may as well stay home and read. Only walked about a mile yesterday, should do more today.
ReplyDeletemove to florida and find a nice retired jewish widow.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell for?
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