Things to be thankful for.
Tapered turds so your asshole doesn’t slam shut.
Cooler weather.
Rain in Texas.
Radioisotope thermoelectric generators.
Enough money to last until the next payday.
Good sex.
Good friends.
Not thankful for those motherfucking cocksuckers that shit on our windshields.
If your god has a nice cock my god will suck it for 25 bucks. Hahahahaha
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.
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