Sunday, September 30, 2018

International Blasphemy Day


















It is said that god helps those that helps themselves. That means getting a damn job and working at bettering your life instead of being a bum and depending on others so much. I wonder why anyone would think that any god would approve of freeloaders, you need to make your own way on this rock.

Oh well, I guess some folks are just here to be examples.

I think some crazy plague came through and struck women about twenty years ago. :-)

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Saturday, September 29, 2018

Fuck Halloween















I don’t think much of halloween but the stores love taking your money away from you.

Got two quarts of water glass at a yard sale for a buck a quart. Lucky me, you can use it for all sorts of stuff.

Took some popcorn to the Fabis ducks and it dawned on me that there only seems to be two left. Guess the others became part of the food chain, plenty of wild critters out there. Ed should take some of the Riverside ducks out there.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Friday, September 28, 2018

Clerks











It was real nice at Fabis yesterday, falls seem to be greener than springs here, depending on the rain. I fished by the tree that fell recently, didn’t catch anything but no one expects me to.

I should go camping for a few days before it gets to cold being as some motherfuckers swiped the heater out of my camper.

The way they train some clerks these days bugs me. And some new hires try to fucking hard to seem like little fucking rays of sunshine.
Clerk: Blah blah blah..
Billy: …...
Clerk: Blah blah blah??
Billy: No...
Clerk: Blah blah blah??
Billy, No, I just need you to shut up.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Cold front









So I ordered a cold front, not too cold, just into the 60’s, thinking everyone would be more comfy but right away folks started bitching, whine, whine, whine. Man I just can’t make everyone happy, fucking monkeys.

Every morning I wake up thankful that I’m not you… Hahahahaha

Ian Fleming wrote his James Bond series of spy novels in the 50’s. Surprised me, I thought they were more modern than that.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Monday, September 24, 2018

Pray for her
















For some reason this didn't get posted yesterday, not that it matters. The idea that Texas thinks it can become its own country cracks me up. Folks that think that must not have any idea how complex setting it up would be.

This news alert just in for all those god loving christian guys. Jesus loves you and is looking forward to sucking your dicks.

Putting a jesus costume together for halloween wouldn’t be too hard as far as a robe and wig and such goes but where would I find a strap on eighteen inch dildo?

Sometimes my spirit thinks Billy is a fucking idiot, I tend to agree.

How fast is a fart that burns your asshole moving? About 125 MPH?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Legal










What I think anyway….

I ran spotted Jennifer Hollis at Walmart yesterday and talked to her for a few minutes, nice lady.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Friday, September 21, 2018

Songs















Old songs revised….

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

True















Boy, this is so true..

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Junk











If you think that anyone wants to make a phone call to deal with a problem device that only cost five dollars you may be dumb enough to be a manager in a Harbor Freight store. If I need another siphon device I’ll get it at tractor supply, at least they work for a while.

When junk ended up in my store I just gave the customers their money back and pulled the junk off the shelf and returned it to the distributor.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Monday, September 17, 2018

winter boondocking















Hum, winter boondocking, at its most basic level that’s mountain man shit and the subject could fill a small book or two, and has. Of course these days you also have U Tube and other good sites along with the old books, but at least you don’t have to use a flint and steel to start fires anymore.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Yup










The Tex Mex bowl at Taco Bueno is a damn good meal for four bucks.

There sure is/are a lot of women here that are undereducated and always praising some god and jesus. I don’t know why, they are lazy and living at the bottom of the food chain and I don’t see no god or jesus helping them improve their lives any. The posted meme fits these women.

And a lot of the memes they post are really just goals, that they are a long way from. Love jesus? When you go live with him you get to suck his dick. :-)

Fuck all religions, just be a free spirit.

You are on your own today, god can’t help you, he is busy sucking my dick. :-)

$2 million in 1920 is $24.4 million today.

Rise above it all, motherfuckers….

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

It worked for me















A humble fucking report by Billy Cook….. As a life long mechanic I’ve never been much impressed with cooling system sealers other than as bandaids to get you home from a trip, or to a shop or parts house. Especially so called head gasket sealers, they seldom work.

For years I’ve heard of waterglass but have never seen it for sale in a parts house until recently when I was in an Autozone store. I nursed my truck along for months cuz of leaking head gasket(s), a real challenge in the Texas heat where cooling systems have to be in great shape so I bought a bottle to try just for the heck of it.

The stuff I got had what appeared to be some copper particles in it and I damn sure approve of that. When using a product like that you want to follow the instructions carefully.  And it worked, it’s been over two weeks now and is still holding. It is still just a temporary repair but can last up to two years. So it is worth a try if you have bad head gaskets as it’s expensive to replace them these days.

Anyway, in this southern heat there are other things you need to make sure of also, make sure the radiator cap is good and you are using a 50/50 mixture of antifreeze as they both raise the boiling point of water. An engine can turn water into steam in the area of the heads and the temperature gauge may not show that.

I should not have to point this out but will anyway, if a sealer does seal your gaskets be more gentle on the engine after that and avoid fast acceleration and high speeds and such.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

It's up











The Pecan Bayou is full now so that is nice.

And my boat had about seven inches of water in it cuz I never turned it over and there is no drain in it.

No offence to the well educated folks in the south but I’m thankful that I wasn’t raised and educated in the south. Do people in the south even care about the environment?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Monday, September 10, 2018

He was in some good movies









I know that its been a few days but it’s never to late to make a tribute. I’m sure his heaven is full of hot chicks.

I like to ponder on things like why do gay females hate to admit they screw themselves and each other with dildos?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Thankful
















Things to be thankful for.
Tapered turds so your asshole doesn’t slam shut.
Cooler weather.
Rain in Texas.
Radioisotope thermoelectric generators.
Enough money to last until the next payday.
Good sex.
Good friends.

Not thankful for those motherfucking cocksuckers that shit on our windshields.

If your god has a nice cock my god will suck it for 25 bucks. Hahahahaha

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Just watching
















Mac and cheese and tuna shouldn’t give me the shits so I wonder why I have the shits.

CAN’T FIX STUPID…… When I see a shirt like that I don’t even try, they done said they can’t be fixed.

Weather reports keep showing it cooling down, not impressed so far. Won’t be posting for a few days, just watching.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Good thing




Fish for lunch, good thing I can buy it cuz I damn sure can’t catch it. Talked to the lady that is living in a pop up at Thrifty, what a sorry life she has but she choose it so no point in me trying to give her any advice. Forgot to take a picture when there.

Christians was being picked on long before some goat herders that didn’t know where the sun went at night made up the Jesus bullshit but we don’t kill that many of them these days so stop whining and suck it up buttercup. Not everyone has to believe in your moron of a god.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Saturday, September 1, 2018

I haven't

















Have you ever reported a post or meme or picture? I haven’t.

Electric cars seem to be getting popular in Europe.

Most folks believe in freedom of speech and expression but FB sure limits what we can do.

My computer is eight years old, the longest I’ve ever had one last, not bad for a cheap E Machine. When it dies I likely won’t be on the internut anymore.

Crap, it is September, was going to go fishing this morning but just remembered that I need to renew my fishing license first.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.