Saturday, March 24, 2018

Ducks don't care
















I ate the crappie yesterday, catfish is better.

Ducks don’t care, they swim around and fuck right in front of you.

I got a summons to jury duty but that shit isn’t going to happen.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

2 comments:

  1. Well, you can't catch fish anyway, might as well be on the jury. You get donuts!

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    1. These cheap bastards don't hand out donuts and only pay you six bucks to waste most of your day, I'd rather watch ducks fuck.

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