Truck problems

My truck has been acting up some. The way they expect you to diagnose automotive parts these days is bullshit, often with a multimeter but that only works on a component that is fully fucked. It likely won’t detect a part that acts up intermittently. Back in my day in the good shops we had bench testers to test parts under real working conditions, and we had fancy scopes to watch things in action.

I decided to try a new ignition module, hell, my truck doesn’t even have an ignition module, it has a crankshaft sensor hidden on the back of the engine somewhere. Parts people these days suck, there seems to be a big turnover in that trade these days.

Maybe I need to find a good Dodge mechanic that has a dealer level scanner cuz the parts houses scanners come up with no codes for my truck. Mutter, mutter.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Be creative godfuckingdamnit….

My place had three satellite dishes on it, none of them in use. So I took one down, removed the dish and tossed it away and used the mount to mount a free fountain on the clothesline post for a bird waterer.

I do a lot of shopping for my neighbor cuz she is afraid to drive cuz of a condition she has that makes some of her wiring short out at times and she wanted me to git her some Red Velvet cupcakes but I can’t find any in this retarded town.

So I did the next best thing, I made her a fuking Red Velvet cake. Improvise….

Two bites yesterday, no fishy….

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Pray it away, lol

I’ve had lots of folks pray for me over the years. Well, not pray for me but pray that I would die cuz I bash their god. Their god chooses not to honor their wishes? Ask the Empire if it gives a shit about any god.

Someday mankind with figure out that we are god in evolution. Then there will be places of fellowship and support but they will not be called churches.

Pretty warm yesterday, turned the A/C on for the first time this year.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Ducks don't care

I ate the crappie yesterday, catfish is better.

Ducks don’t care, they swim around and fuck right in front of you.

I got a summons to jury duty but that shit isn’t going to happen.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Pizza

The only thing good about Fort Worthless yesterday was the pizza.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Crappie

I’m going to Fort Worthless with Tim today.

Had two cat poles out yesterday but no bites. A man stopped and asked me if I wanted a couple crappie, hell yeah. One was over a foot but I think they are a pain in the ass to fillet for no more than you get off of them so don’t care if I don’t catch any.

I see more damn rigs for sale with no titles, Texan’s must be bad about losing titles.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Not wise

May not be wise to drink while driving to your wedding. I’ve never been cuffed, have you?

Ya know, this state or county is fuked up, I can’t even buy a syringe and needle in a drug store here like I could up north. I want one for injecting attractant into fish bait.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A Whopper

I finely caught some fish yesterday. Some perch, or as some folks call them, sunfish. I caught five of them. Better than catching nothing at all I guess and I can use them for catfish bait.

I got some different stuff for catfish bait but forgot to take that box to the fishing hole with me and I got no bites on the cat rig but there is always another day.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Wuz you Irish yesterday?

Anyone can be Irish for a day.

I went to the Red Wagon yesterday to meet Leon Shield and the beautiful Edna Jo Riggs Saiz was also there so we all shared a booth and visited for a while.

Leaving there I spotted Garret Mullins, the fuking pot pusher so I stopped to visit with him for a few minutes, interesting morning.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

The green day

We all know what day it is.

I recycled 18 bucks worth of cans yesterday.

A catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. I don't care how many taste buds a catfish has, the son of a bitch still can't find my bait.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

List

The broccoli and rice side dish at the Red Wagon is fuking excellent.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Spring?

I don’t know what kind of trees those are but they’ve decided it is spring.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Waste of material

Sure a lot of extra material going into that building to make it look different but I’m not impressed with it.

When inspecting my apartment the landlord said, “Your sliding door is twisted.” I replied, “So am I.” She chuckled.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Pricks

Trump wants death penalty for drug dealers? I think it would be more amusing to graft their dicks to their nose.

All assault rifle owners should be registered with the government in case they are needed for military duty where they can go be bad asses?

I didn’t know about the National Day of Unplugging until it was over.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Better

Georgia produces more pecans than Texas does.

Some products used to be seasonal, now you can buy about anything year around.

A republic that was railroaded years ago and is ran as a Democracy. America is now just the name of a business.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hi

Walked into the red wagon yesterday and the cashier said, “Hi Asshole.” Bless her little heart.

How about some truth in advertising?

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Not a fucking thing

Have a blessed fucking day.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Well, that

When I was young and naive I actually viewed this as a civilized country.

We're experiencing mission creep.

Time for me to start admitting to getting old.

Sometimes it’s the simple things that are good, like a toasted cheese sammich.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Seniors fuking around

Does it seem to you that a movie just drags on forever? I have a theory about that. After over 20 years of being on a computer so much and be interactive with it doing nothing but watching a movie seems to take forever cuz you are just sitting there watching.

I spoke to A. W. Rose yesterday and he said I can take my camper out there and spend the night during the vent page party so I just might do that. I didn’t think to ask him if he has a tank but I’ll take a fishing rod just in case.

The catch of the day yesterday was my lawn chair, the damn wind blew it into the bayou. I only had my light fly rod with me but Gary Elliot was there bullshitting with me and grabbed one of his rods and we managed to fish it out and up the bank.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Street

Don’t you fucking fruit loops go looney tunes on us, that’s a one way street.

How in the hell did I get somewhere without my own transportation, stupid dream.

1963 – Country music stars Patsy Cline, Cowboy Copas, and Hawkshaw Hawkins were killed when their Piper PA-24 Comanche crashed shortly after takeoff in Camden, Tennessee, U.S.

What we know as the Spanish Flu is one hundred years old.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday

I wonder what his whole estate is worth. I’m glad the con is gone. Almost anyone can polish bullshit for profit but most of us don’t.

Many modern Bible scholars consider the story of the prophet Jonah a work of satire. There is a whole bunch of bullshit in the bible, most of it is bullshit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Assault

Anything that fires bullets are assault weapons, so are knifes and clubs and such.

There is a difference between depression and despair but I suppose either can trigger the other.

Have a blessed fucking day.

Fish ! ! !

Like my fucking fish I caught at the Walmart fishing hole? Are they not some fine fucking fish?

I’ve started calling the neighbor Martha. She constantly keeps changing her apartment and has way too fucking much furniture for that place anyway. Not to mention all the nic naks and wall hangers that keep changing.

She says she is a nester, bullshit, she is just a woman that is never happy with how things are. I set up a cave and it pretty much stays the same way for years, same with the women I lived with.

I guess Walmart is also raising the age for gun sales, I don’t have any issue with that.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Shit like that

If you want to get to the truth of something without a lot of research and sorting shit out just make or share a meme about it and let others do the research and debate for you.

Can you buy a used car interest free? I contend that the interest is just hid in the inflated selling price.

No matter what is going on I would like to know who is making money off of it, you can bet your ass someone is.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit