Yup

Yup, every morning while drinking coffee and surfing the internut I polish my pecker. It keeps the little bastard well and active.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Jerks

Why do I think so many people are idiots or assholes? Because they insist on proving it to me. Parking for example.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sick....

"Gunman kills 2 kids, 1 other at Gilroy, California, festival."

I have no idea why stuff like this happens.....

Humor

A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere.'

Clerk: 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'

The woman answers, 'Oh no, I only call him that when we’re out in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'

'Lard ass.'

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Damn Termites

When I made the mini camper bout seven years ago I was just messing around, it was something a man like me could do and I didn’t expect it to last long. It was just made with used cedar decking for the frame and cheap thin paneling. But it has held up and survived three 2500 mile trips so far so I’ll fix it up some for the move to Oregon.

Termites took a liking to a leak at the front window and the floor below it so I’ll fix the damage and give it a fresh coat of paint. Better take it off the trailer in case it or the trailer floor needs more work. At the rate I’m getting shit done it may be spring before I move.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

hahahahahaha

I bought a year of cell phone time yesterday, don’t want to deal with that kind of bill during my transmission to Oregon, just one less thing to deal with for a while.

Destiny is a fickle bitch.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Pretty fucking dead...

Found when clearing out the camper.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.