Something like that....

Progress

The only body damage on the SILVER SLUT was a broken tail light, the lady said a cow kicked it out. I’m not much of a body man but got the dents sort of out and installed a new tail light assembly. Getting the red tape off was a bitch, I’ll make the bodywork better later, other things to do right now.

The main electrical problem was just bad battery connections so that was no big deal, modern cars need REAL GOOD battery connections. Chrysler doesn’t bill it as such but the 2.4 engine in them is essentially a hemi engine with dual overhead cams and 16 valves, pretty peppy for a small engine but ya better hope the timing belt never breaks or slips, that bends valves.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Memes

I’ll just post a few memes today.

Meter

Need to chase down an electrical problem in yur monkeymobile? Not long after moving to Texas some asshole swiped my box of electrical stuff so I’ve had to start collecting shit over again. One of the items was a old school amp gauge that was handy for chasing down draws and shit like that and I can’t find another one, everything these days is electronic, digital shit.

Anyway, I have a cheap ass six dollar multi-meter from Harbor Freight, it has been baked by the sun and treated pretty bad but it still works great for chasing down problems on the Silver Slug. It is all the gauge most folks need for most electrical work so no point in buying a hundred dollar Fluke meter.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It's a pump

The power went off three times yesterday so I did the best thing to do, ignored it……
You can bet your ass that the old neighborhood biddy’s have already lit up the switchboard at the power company.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

POS

Yu gotta be a damn idiot to buy a used PT Cruiser, that’s me, I’m the damn idiot. Hahahaha…. Well shit, it has a nice body and runs great and other than an electrical issue (they have shitty electrical systems) it checks out good. I got it for three hundert and fiddy bucks so I should get my moneys worth and being a retarded mechanic I can work on it myself.

Oh, and it is a one owner, I bought it from the old lady that owned it and she isn’t the kind of person that would treat a car bad so I think I got a pretty good deal for the money.

Be careful with your monkeymoblies they can destroy critters, even kill a lot of humans.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Idiots

You monkeys doing okay?
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hiding

Where in the hell do these motherfuckers go to hide from us? I swear, whenever I want to open a can of paint I can never find one.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

More

More quakers at Fabis… The lonely duck is happy to have company.

Catfish

That damn Henry finely brought me a catfish yesterday. Nice one, bout 20 inches, will make 2 or 3 meals. So for now I still get to claim to be the worst fisherman in Texas. :-) ;-) :-)

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Cheater

Everyone knows I’m the worst fisherman in Texas but I think that goddamn Henry is trying to take my title away from me, and I think the sumbitch is cheating to get it. He sets out whole trout lines with his scow without catching any fukkin fish.

I’d go out with him to prove he isn’t using any bait on the hooks but I fear the fuckker would push me overboard just to get rid of my sorry ass.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

The edge

Living on the edge….

I know a cat that likes the edge of things, if a board is in laying in the yard she won’t pay much attention to it but if you turn it on its edge she’ll spend hours on it.  She’ll climb a tree and spend hours perched out on a thin limb just barely big enough to hold her. She stands on the rim of a bucket to drink water from it. Or to just hang out on it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fer sur...

I’m Billy …
I’ve always been a handsome bastard. LOL

Show the fuck up.
Raise hell.
Leave.
Fuck it.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tent city

Never thought I would see a tent city in Olympia, a city that don’t even allow RV parking most places.

Oh well, not going to go into all of it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fishing

Henry and I went fishing for a couple of hours yesterday morning at daybreak, he caught the first and only fish, a little perch. Used it for bait and caught a fugging turtle.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

More on cooking

Still gotta eat....

To hell with all the shootings, lets do some cooking. Hahahahaha.....

Shootings...

I suppose most of us have wanted to kill someone, for whatever reasons, but have refrained from doing so. But to go out and kill people you don’t even know, I just don’t understand that.

If you shoot at an active shooter keep in mind that he/she may be wearing body armor and shoot where there likely isn’t any armor. Do you ever fear you will be a victim of a mass shooting in the United States?

Fuck Tesla, I’d rather have a cheap affordable electric car than a self driving one.

Boy, I sure have gone on a lot of trips alone.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Good point

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H. L. Mencken

I guess I can agree with that.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Boring shit

Not much point in posting my boring shit when we can all go enjoy your boring shit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A birthday

The vice president of the local chapter of The Texas Itty Bitty Tittie Club has a birthday today, I’ll make her a cake.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.