I have a muffin mix I’m going to try making cookies with.

Gotta find a new watering hole for social hour. The owner has an issue with me and I don’t give a fuck, not my fault he lacks a sense of humor. :-) Frankly, I think bartenders in the south deserve better wages for just putting up with us. :-) “But they make tips.” is not a valid argument to me. Just an opinion, not my problem.

It sure has been quite at Fabis lately, hardly no one there when I go out there.

Booze and drugs used to be the addictions, now facebook is.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Note to the dumb ass in the kitchen: Grease the fucking pan next time.

Christians seem to think their god wouldn’t fuck with them. So who is fucking with them?
Dora: “Those christain can be interesting creature or pain in ass.”

Mission creep……

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Good one

I mostly drink beer so seldom go to a liquor store but this one cracked me up.

When a christian unfriends me the upside to that is that I don’t have to put up with their god bullshit anymore. But that is okay cuz it is gods will. LOL… How to piss of a christian, when something happens to them tell them it was gods will. LOL…

Welcome to earth, third rock from the sun, fuck you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tree

That tree bugs me. I hope it doesn’t fall on me someday.

Ceramic pans seem to go to hell after a couple of years and they don’t like my stove anyway so I bought a cast iron griddle. Heavy but they hold up well and cook things well.

I’ve had a good life but I am still bothered by life, I don’t get it and I’m a fairly smart man. I hope to hell that I don’t live another 20 years.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

One more

One more payment of 52 bucks and my new A/C unit is paid for, interest free of course.

Giving money or food to any food bank) is a good idea. It helps keep others from stealing from us.

I don’t care how cool they are or how pretty they are, it is a real stretch for me to get involved with christian chicks.

I admire how christians twist ‘gods will’ around to suit themselves. Believers seem to lack critical thinking skills. Everything is gods will or nothing is gods will. 

Happiness is you as a bird shitting on a Lexus. Music is just a way to escape.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hum

Hum….  I think it was a kitten, kinda hard to tell.

I'm just a decoy

I’ll tell you why I have a following, sixty percent of us are not christians, that is why.

I know a number of believers that have lost a number of loved ones lately while praying up a storm. Hey, what in the hell are you praying for? Ice cream? I have a question for them, while they are praying are they also busy planning funeral arrangements? Cuz that would be the smart thing to do.

And after the monkey, um, loved one dies they go right on praying, to win the lotto I guess.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.