Be a weed

Only fished for about an hour yesterday, should have dressed warmer. Chicken livers fucking suck, too soft and hard to work with. Did hook a small perch or crappie on my other rig but lost it so I can’t even brag about that.

Bought my fly rod in the 70’s as I recall, it is still serviceable but the drag on the reel, such as they are in such reels, went to hell and can’t be fixed. No sweat, I rigged up a mickey mouse drag with some elastic band.

For a short month February sure seemed like a long month.

The following was sniched from Old Bitterballs blog.

"Life is just a rock tumbler full of shit. Change the faces, the names and a few slight details and you have the same thing happening over and over and did we learn, was it the war to end all wars? The great war for civilization? Do we vote then follow that vote no matter how stupid and damaging it is? Someone is making money from it and I bet it isn't you.”

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

No fucking perch either

I’ll have fish for lunch today, yup, store bought.

Yesterday I fished for perch, they say they are good catfish bait, I can’t even catch a goddamn perch. May rain some today so I may or may not fish for a while.

Oh, I pulled another 48 bucks out of my gambling account.

We seem to be a fine fucking example of how democracy works.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Still no fucking fish

Here fishy fishy fishy. Not even a damn bite yesterday. Maybe I need a fish finder.

The forefathers had good intentions but they was aware that what they were setting up was an experiment.

Watched BLAZING SADDLES again, sure is a funny movie.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Fixed

Fixing the wiper linkage wasn’t hard, just remove the wiper motor, blah blah blah, but I’m sure not as fast as I used to be.

If a teacher takes on an active shooter and does well shouldn’t said teacher get a large reward?

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Flat

Went out to go to the liquor store on Wednesday and had a flat tire so I said fuck it, I don’t need brandy that bad, it can wait until tomorrow. I took my compressor out too air it up yesterday then I drove it to Discount Tire. It was a tire I had put a plug in and they don’ like that shit. They still had a bit over 50 percent tread but I decided I wanted a different tread for the Texas highways so I had them install four new tires with a different tread.

Of course after spending a lot of money I didn’t need too yet my windshield wiper system went clusterfuck so I have to sort that out now and I will, that truck and I have gotten old together and I’m sticking with it as it has served me well over the years. 

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
She’s like….It's only 25 cents!!!!

A study

Study claims alcohol (beer or wine) more important than exercise for living past 90….. Hum.

Still at war with the roaches here, if you can spray it right on them rubbing alcohol works just as well as bug sprays so that is what I use in the kitchen. I figure it is safer to use around food and dishes but I may be full of shit.

Assault rifles….. Only one way to find out if banning or restricting them improves things.

I have a flat tire, guess I’ll deal with that today.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Dandy storm

Wut a dandy storm yesterday. Short lived but flashy and may have caused some damage but it didn’t get me.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit