Proof

I am living proof that any fucking idiot can make a decent cake.

Carry on.....

Cut wire

Spotted a cut wire in the loom to the Silver Sluts computer so I fixed it, must be important for some function. I also cleaned the throttle body, interesting how just a little crud in one will trip a code like P0123 and cause stumbling and maybe a poor idle.

You want a better life? No problem, please enter your pin number.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Well used

I pulled a spark plug out of the Silver Slut yesterday, boy, they wouldn’t have kept firing much longer, will replace all of them today. It was really tight, I worried about stripping the threads in the head so I was slow and careful removing it. Monkeys that don’t know how to properly work on aluminum engines should leave them the fuck alone.

And another fucking Sunday rolls around, what are you monkeys going to be doing today? I hope you cocksuckers have a good day. If y'all see me dancing on the pole at the strip club mind your business. Fishing tackles expensive.

My heart is starting to get cranky, I don’t know why, the son of a bitch is only 76 years old.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Treats

Nancy Farm Mannikko and her hubby Ray Mannikko and I go back a ways, we have followed each other for years, well before I started stomping around on Facebook we did a lot of blogging on Blogger.

They live in the “UP” sometimes referred to as upper Michigan or Yooper country. Anyway, she sent me a care package, bless her little heart. A jar of her homemade awesome sauce, jar of her strawberry/rhubarb jam, jar of hot peppers and a bottle of pure Michigan maple syrup. You can bet your ass that I’m really going to enjoy these items and may even share parts of them with friends here.

I made pancakes yesterday so I could try the syrup, soooooo good. Who wants to try one of her hot peppers?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Chip key

Got a car that needs a chip key and you only have one? What if you lose or misplace it? Weakly Watson (on Austin Ave.) now has a key machine and can make you a copy of it so you can have two of them. Not cheap but a lot cheaper than calling out a locksmith. And, they will cut you a new door key for just two bucks and you should have at least one of them, hidden on the outside of the car so you can at least get in it.

With a door key they can cut you a new chip key, how cool is that? You can of course take your chip key and remove the chip and glue it under the cover over the key tumbler on the column and then all you need is a plain door key to operate the car. Dat’s wut I’m gonna do.

Iz gitting old, took me four hours to put new front brakes on the Silver Slut yesterday.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Vacation

Fixed without spending a lot