Well shit

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy. Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Cost of

Here is something to think about, the newer the car the more your insurance is going to cost. Cuz of all the safety equipment on them, that shit is expensive to fix, even with just minor accidents and by law the insurance companies have to pay to fix those complex systems. That I question even does all that good of a job protecting folks.

Jump starting modern cars. Attach jumper cables with the jumper car running, let it charge the other car for five minutes, turn off the jumper car but leave the cables attached and start the dead car.

I whipped Ray’s ass in a pool game during social hour last night. Not really, both of us wasn’t shooting that well and he scratched on the eight ball so I won by default.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Doing fine

A friend wanted to know how my follow up visit to the doctor went yesterday, wellllll, the doc said I’m a handsome sumbitch. LOL… I heal fast, things are just fine. What amazed me after cataract removal was how brilliant colors become, you don’t notice them fading over the years.

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So it goes

The cataract surgery was a piece of cake yesterday. The motorhome repairs went pretty slow but maybe I can help him some today. A brake line rusted out on it also, of course in a hard place to get to, and it rained last night, but life shall go on  First thing this morning is a visit to the doc for a follow up check on the eye work yesterday.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Damn

Ray and Nancy got back on their trip yesterday morning, they travel in an old motorhome on a Ford Econoline chassis with a big 460 engine in it and it is a pain in the ass to check fuel pressure or spark if the engine starts acting up. Ya gotta remove the big air cleaner housing assembly and maybe even the engine cover cuz nothing has easy access. The 460 is a rock solid engine so should hold up for years yet but getting to the injection system and other things that may go wrong is a lot of work. 

If I owned a rig like that I would have a fuel pressure gauge on the dash, and maybe an ignition spark indicator. Anyway, they made it about 35 miles west yesterday and it died again but they managed to limp back to Brownwood where they have a good place to park and work on it, hell, maybe we’ll just adopt them for a while.

I’m having my eye operated on today so I won’t be much use to him, other than to boss him around but we’ll get it running good sooner or later.

Nancy did a good job of describing me in one word….. Memorable.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Morning

Hard

Kinda hard to figure out why a rig was running bad or not at all for a while when it is running just fine by the time it gets to you to check out. Anyway I checked out Ray’s rig and the ignition system and fuel system was working fine, I replaced the fuel filter and he learned a bit more about what things to check if it acts up again on their trip. Hopefully the rest of their trip will go just fine.

*I WISH YOU ENOUGH*

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Problems on the road

Friends from Michigan and traveling in an old motorhome had trouble on the road on the way to visit me, bout sixty miles out of town. Managed to get it going again but got into town kind of late in the day.

Anyway, guess I’ll be busy today seeing if we can figure out what is wrong with it. I haven’t worked on a first generation fuel injection system for 30 years but right now I’m leaning toward it being the fuel pump so we may have to pull the fuel tank, should keep us busy for a while.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Blades

Ray recently posted about wiper blade refills and PROJECT FARM on Utube tested a number of different blades. Cuz no one really gives a shit anyway I’ll keep this post as short as possible. Parts stores can get refills, they just don’t wanna, but you can order them online and they may actually fit your frames, or not. Anyway, your best value is most likely buying RainX blades at Walmart (they are more expensive in parts stores) and installing them yourself.

Keep your blades clean with denatured alcohol and they will last longer, especially if you clean them just before a rain to get the crud off of them. Scotty Killmer swears that using Nu Finish car polish on your windshield works wonders, he is full of shit.

If new blades aren’t working very well you likely also need new wiper arms.

Have a fucking blessed day.

This one cracked me up.

Micro

Bout once a year for some goddamn reason beyond my comprehension I wander into Aldis’s, just for the hell of it I guess. So I recently went in there and came out with a microscope kit for just 19 bucks. Microscopes are very useful if you work in a field requiring looking at shit at a molecular level but I’m not interested in knowing if my 76 year old cum has any potential idiots in it, but hey, it was only 19 bucks.

At times I would like a real close look at something, but not that close, and those things are too big for a scope like this but it was interesting looking at a strand of my hair and a drop of blood. It’s actually a pretty decent quality unit for only 19 bucks, I’ll send it to the grandkids, in a few years they may get interested in stuff like that.

Have a fucking blessed day.

Wheel

I got high in Dipshitville….. Wasn’t a very big ferris wheel but it was still sort of cool …..

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QUOTES OF THE MONTH

“I wonder what keyword made youtube recommend this, was it penetration or maybe nuts”..

Can you make a old car run on a homemade vapor system like we used to hear about? Oh sure, one will get you out of a pinch if your carb or fuel pump takes a shit, works best on stationary engines though, and the claims about much greater fuel mileage are just bullshit.

Have a fucking blessed day.

And the wheel turns

Every time a small carnival comes to town it seems like the weather is shitty, guess they just use Dipshitville for little winter stops. But one of these days it might be decent enough weather for me to take one more ride on a ferris wheel.
I took a picture of one setup in a parking lot yesterday but lost it on this new computer setup so the image is off the web.
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I'm back

Had my computer hard drive wiped and Windows 7 was installed, it is working much better now.

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Going off line...

At some point today this computer is going off line until it is improved or I get a new one. Ya'll have fun until I return.

Yup

I like walks and driving down country roads.

Yup

At least we don’t work in a brick kiln in Bangladesh.
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Reminder

Just a friendly reminder that my make believe god can whip your make believe gods ass, and she has nice tits.

Made my famous peanut butter cookies yesterday, of course my fame only reaches to the end of the block but wut da fuk. 

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MOOooooo

Sore

I power scrubbed the bathroom floor and put two coats of polish on it. Then I got a wild hair up my ass and started on the kitchen floor, bet these floors haven’t been power scrubbed and polished for 30 years and now I’m sore from all the getting up and down.

Going to have my eyes fixed, they’re doing the right one on the 27th. 

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That time of year

Yearly inspection coming up and I’m not feeling all that perky. Oh hell, I’ll clean the toilet bowl and cover the porn, that should satisfy them.

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Food

Okay, who isn’t having a fucking blessed new year?

I don’t really know what is healthy, depends on what info is being shoved at you at any given time I guess. But I know that soul food is also important so I try to eat reasonably healthy, or my idea of it anyway. For lunch yesterday I had cottage cheese and avocado with some chopped bacon on top with Ritz crackers on the side. If that isn’t healthy enough that is just tough shit.

Sure has been pretty nice weather here.

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Fits

This motherfucking computer is giving me fits, guess I'll have to take it to a geek to g

et it working better.

Why not

https://youtu.be/l7v5E7cgRGU Fun redneck shit....

Tuff

Remember the Mopar slant six? It replaced the old Mopar flat head six and was put in lots of Chrysler products over the years. It was a goofy looking engine but they sure was tough.
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Yup

The following was posted last year, and it didn’t happen. Well, there is always hope for this year.
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Stand

When you can’t stand, stand…..

Expect me to just keep bitching about no nooky.

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