Retard

Retard spends most of his time inside but does go out for some fresh air and sunshine at times, I figure that is good for him. That other cat is a brother, he must be queer, tries to screw Retard. Retard is being fixed on the 4th. Snip, snip, opps, no balls.

I’m finely using my fart phone for more than just a phone, the Google feature you speak to is pretty cool for checking weather around the country, even says “You’re welcome.” When you tell her thank you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.