Sure have.....

I’ve been better places.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Kit

Got yours????

I think.....

I think that instead of voicing my opinions and pissing people off today I’ll just sit here and play with my dick.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

New life

I posted about a gogo mobility scooter I traded my bike for a year or so ago, it was always somewhat cranky about running and finely gave up so I have stripped it down. First I will state that everything on them appears to be of good quality. But they are loaded with complicated geek shit that starts going to hell when they age.

They are not made for the average idiot to work on but we all know that I’m an above average idiot and figured out how to take it apart. Now what? Well, I’m going to give it new life without all the geek shit, more about that later.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Throne

I’ve seen a lot of thrones but this one should get some kind of prize, it’s just plain weird, maybe that is why it was put out next to a dumpster.

Note to Billy: Give no one advice or opinions this week.
Note to Billy: Fuk’em..

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Life

Way too many people here expect some god to favor them.

It is my opinion that folks shouldn’t get to attached to things like chickens, they are not more special than the chickens they eat, they’re just chickens. This is not a Walt Disney world.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

This morning

Red sky in the morning, sailors warning.

Dammit

Nine bucks for a damn pack of five shift linkage grommets and I ruined the only one I needed. For nine fucking bucks they could at least put two in the package, they’re just little plastic fuckers.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Borders

Hey cow, you are on the wrong fucking side of the fence…

We love borders.
We hate borders.
Ponder on that for a while.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Cookies

My old cookbook don’t have zucchini cookies in it but the internut is good for things than just fucking around on Facebook. Thought I would try them, without the nuts. They turned out real good.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Cool....

Some kids came by giving things away from the community garden so I took a couple of items, hell yeah.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A nice view

If you wuz rich you cud have a view like this.

My fucker is getting lazy, oh well, it was a worthy prick back in the day. 

It is foolish for anyone to think the universe should favor them. Life on this rock has always been a crapshoot.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Will it?

Leonard Myskin asked if my 24 year old truck would make it to Oregon, only one way to find out I guess. Hell, just a few years ago it made that trip three times with no problems, we get along real well and I trust it more than a newer rig, they just make shit these days.

Texas has been a little hard on it but Texas is a little hard on everything. I’ve had that truck for about fifteen years and we have been down many highways so hopefully it has one more trip in it but if it breaks down I will figure out how to deal with it, I’m a seasoned traveler myself.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Welcome

They said he was dying and was looking at me like I was expected to say something, I didn’t but I thought, “I hope to hell that he’s more useful on the other side than he was here.”

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun, fuck you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Bigger

I got a truck load of free moving boxes in one place yesterday so should have enough for the move.

Good turn out at the car show …..

We’re all a part of something bigger and something better. It takes time.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Retard

Retard spends most of his time inside but does go out for some fresh air and sunshine at times, I figure that is good for him. That other cat is a brother, he must be queer, tries to screw Retard. Retard is being fixed on the 4th. Snip, snip, opps, no balls.

I’m finely using my fart phone for more than just a phone, the Google feature you speak to is pretty cool for checking weather around the country, even says “You’re welcome.” When you tell her thank you.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.