Fucking Texas bugs

Relate

Most of us can relate to this.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Anyway

Seriously thinking of moving to Oregon this fall...

Dream job?

Not my dream job but this cracked me up when I saw it on the internut.

I think every damn bug in Texas must be mean, I’ll bet even the ladybugs are little bitches.

I would like to salute the crews in the V. A. clinics and hospitals that work to help vets.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Retard

Retard went for a complete shot package yesterday and was real good about it, he is a sweet cat, likes attention. They got a kick out him at Pet Sense. He doesn’t have a problem with a cat carrier, spent a lot of time sleeping in one on the neighbors back porch before I took him in and it is his cave in here, he spends most of his time in it.

I named him Retard cuz that is what anyone meeting him is going to think he is. He just needs a guardian and protector and I decided to take that job on. Next month I’ll have him fixed.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

NW

I’m thinking of moving back to the Northwest, somewhere, closer to my daughter. Texas just isn’t working all that well for me. To hot here for one thing, hell can wait until I die. I’ll bet that by now hell has a freezer section.

I bought a cheap dash cam, just to mess around with.

The old sick tom cat is now gone, the calico whore will have to find a new fuck buddy.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Patch

Being as I may have to replace the fuel pump on the truck I’ll do it myself next time. But I won’t remove the fuel tank or the bed to do it, I’ll cut a damn hole in the pickup bed to get to it. Did that in the floor of a station wagon years ago to replace the fuel pump in it.

After cutting a hole in the bed of a pickup you can of course mickey mouse the part you cut out and get by that way, scab it back in, but it occurred to me to Google pickup bed patch panels for a better job and you can get all sorts of them so that is good to know.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Crap

My truck hasn’t been out of town for a while, it stumbled some and ran a bit warm at times. Good sign of a lean condition, I suppose the damn fuel pump Jack got from O’Reilly Auto Parts is going to hell already. I would never get a part like that from them, they sell a lot of shit.

Interesting how they make some swimming pools, that one will have a built in hot tub area.

The Mexico City Café makes an EXCELLENT chicken salad.

People that think they own cats amuse me. The cat is thinking, “Yeah, right, ya fucking idiot.” We just share our lives with cats.

Um, the crazy cat lady is a redhead. 

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Crazy cat lady

The crazy cat lady thinks I hate that old tom cat, that isn’t true at all. I have more respect for him than I do her, he just doesn’t belong here is all. But I guess it isn’t his fault that her calico must have a really nice pussy so he sticks around waiting to get into it again.

And that is a pretty regular thing, she has three kittens now and is already pg again. She just keeps cranking out one litter after an other.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Slime

If you ever remove a tire that has Slime in it to do a proper repair you may think twice about using Slime in the future.

Yup

I think the crazy cat lady has declared war on me and feeding the cats enough to keep them out of my cage. There was a bit of food in the cage all night, there wouldn’t be if there wasn’t easier pickings in the area. Being a crazy cat lady she isn’t about to admit that there are too many feral cats in this area.

She is a lot more conniving and sneaky than I am, the block busy body, but I’ll come up with something.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Admiration...

I gotta admit that I sort of admire this old tom cat, he never backs down from or leaves a fight no matter how torn up he is, the other cat is the one that ends up leaving. I trapped him one day but he got out of the trap. There is an idiot on this block that is always walking three or four little dogs and disrupting the peace here (there is a one pet limit here) and the other evening he brought those dogs to the mail boxes, that happen to be close to my place.

The old Tom was laying in a neighbors yard recouping from a fight looking like death but even a cat near death still has a lot of fight in it, especially that cat. The weirdo, over six feet tall, let a yappy dog within a foot or less of the tom and it was acting like it was going to take a cat apart and that cat just laid there as cool as you please.

If that dog had gotten to that cat the cat would have torn him a new asshole, the neighbor lady said something to him through her screen door and he cracked something at her, it was time for me to get involved. So I went out and got right in his face and kicked at a dog coming at me and the shouting match started.

To make a long story a little shorter he said he would get me kicked out of here and if I kicked his dog again he would beat the shit out of me. I said, “Okay, I’ll kick you.” He said, “You do and I’ll beat the shit out of you.” So I kicked him,,,,,, stepped back and said, “Bring it on.” After that it was just a bunch of words with me calling him everything from a cocksucker to a piece of shit as the coward walked off.

Bout ten minutes later a nice cop was at my door, they have had problems with the weirdo a number of times so he just wanted my side of the story, turned out that he was the dumb ass that called the cops.

The moron has big green areas on both sides of his unit where he can walk the barking idiots, no need for him to come and disrupt things in our area, I think he just doesn’t care. The cop and I also discussed the cat and I had just put out a fair sized cage in my yard being as he won’t go into the trap again I’m going to bate him into the cage, I hope. The cop was fine with that being as there are too many feral cats cuz some neighbors feeds them.

Anyway, hopefully this will all blow over and it will be peaceful here again. Oh, friends leave their dogs with the weirdo for weeks at a time. WTF? He running a kennel here? I now have the tom cat going into the cage to eat but I won’t spring the door until on a day I can take him to the shelter. Other cats are going into it also but I’m not after them, there was cats when I came here and there will be cats here long after I’m gone.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Expensive

Don’t recall where I saw this but it cracked me up.

Still low

The Lost meme reminds me of so many of you monkeys.

My new doctor has the same bitch my old doctor had, I’m always low on sodium and vitamin D.

Hum, against the law for metal recyclers to buy RR track in Texas but I got a piece of heavy I beam to use for an anvil

It is possible that Alabama is going to end up with a shortage of women, no reason why one should stay there.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Trapped -- Opps..

Neuter and spade your friends and relatives.

This old warrior has to go, sick and torn up all the time and always knocking up the area females and spreading the sickness. I trapped him yesterday but the crafty old bastard managed to get out of the trap, that won’t happen again, I’ve improved the trap but I’m not taking any bets he will be dumb enough to go into it again.

My new doctor seems to be okay, at least she laughed a lot at my outlooks on life. I enjoy talking to intelligent people.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Trimmed

They trimmed the big Elm tree yesterday, I couldn’t talk them into turning it into a table top height stump.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Dog

I don’t have a dog but just the same.

I put together one of those no bake cherry cheese cakes, not impressed, won’t do it again.

I found out that you don’t put a fake chamois in a washing machine unless you want a piece of shit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY LADIES

Fuking little yappy dogs

Fuking birds

Just cuz the birds are singing it doesn’t mean it is going to be a great day. My pecker was begging for attention so I polished it for a good half hour and it still didn’t go off. I guess it is bored with my hand but it doesn’t get other offers these days.

Well, maybe things will get better, lets go kick this day in the ass…..
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Gold stars

Give yourself a fucking gold star, make up more and spread them around, ya needy little buggers.

Boy, I guess I am getting old, I had a hell of a time getting new tubes in the front tires of the mower. Small tires are hard to work with but still, it took me a few hours to do it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Mini tire changer

I suspect that U.S. investors are investing more money in China than in the U.S. They go of course where they think the best profit is. Your opinions?

Not impressed with the mini tire changer, only got one tube replaced yesterday, but maybe I can improve it, or me. Also need a good place to mount it so it is portable.

The psychos on this block keeps things interesting.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fuking skeeters

Fucking skeeters are terrible this year, and big. Don’t let the motherfuckers eat you up.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Baby boys

Lots of women are bragging about their new baby boys, glad I raised my kids before the internut. Anyway, I hope they are turn out to be great kids.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Not impressed with Slime

Is Slime any good in a tire? I’ve never tried it but the internut tells me that it is just a temporary repair, no surprise there, may as well use FIX A FLAT, it’s cheaper. I took a tire off a mower the other day that had some in it and it is just plain messy inside. I ordered a tube for her.

I also bought a Harbor Freight mini tire changer, I don’t mind working on mower tires but it will make working on them easier.

A. W. Rose is playing this afternoon at the park in Bangs.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.