Sammich

Been a long time since I had a white bread sammich, haven’t even bought any white bread for some time. Don’t have a cocksucker here so I had to make my own, bummed a few slices from the retired cocksucker next door and slapped something together, it sure wuz gud.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Boring

Took an old man to the clinic yesterday morning, routine visit I guess. While waiting I walked to the hospital to see if they had anything in the cafeteria for breakfast and the scramble was actually pretty damn good, the biscuits was a little hard though.

Then I went to Lonnie’s and mowed his backyard and loaded my mower on the truck to bring it home and stopped at Home Depot to order a new washing machine. Yup, boring fucking post.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

SS

An SS raise? Hahahahahaha… Some folks actually believe that, they must be the kind of folks politicians like. It is a cost of living increase adjustment to cover things that have already gone up, most likely more than you get in the increase.

But wait, the whole fucking business world knows as soon as it is announced so everything gets raised up a bit again so they can get their share of the slice of pie so the increase is no way any sort of a raise, you are actually in the hole just a bit more.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Cake

Fluffy

I bought my Magic Bullet from some broad on Facebook, Nicole Crawford I think, it is okay for small light duty jobs like shakes and smoothies……. And pancakes.

I was always told to not over work pancake mix, that small lumps in it are okay. But with a blender you can whip the fuck out of it and it puts air into the mix and you get a nice fluffy pancake, I shit you not.

Being alone it is easy for me to make one big fluffy pancake using cheap Great Value pancake mix. One half cup mix and one half cup of water, a little seasoning like nutmeg if you like. Blend it for a minute and cook the fucker, they turn out great.

If you’re too lazy to make a fucking pancake drop by and I’ll make you one.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tire jig...

You can buy a mini tire changing rig from Harbor Freight for 43 bucks, not a bad deal if you are in the business of fixing a lot of them.

But I don’t plan on messing with that many of them so I made my own jig from scraps of wood and two pieces of redi-rod and a few nuts and washers. The pictures should explain themselves. I used a bit of parchment paper under the wood foot for the tire to slide over a bit.

Plenty of ways to change them on Utube, this was my cheap aid to help work on them being as I’m not young and tuff anymore and it makes my job much easier.

In a lot of westerns they shoot things up in bars and hotels, I don’t believe that shit actually happened all that much, no owner wants a lot of fucking holes in the roof and walls.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

So much for my shelf life

No two snowflakes are ever the same. That is why it is so hard to get along with the fuckers.

“BEST IF FUCKED BY 2/14/2019” ….. Now that we have that shit out of the way maybe I’ll stop fussing all the time about not getting any.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Yup.....

I don’t feel like waiting until tomorrow, I think I’ll jack off today.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

May you live in interesting times….

Power, greed, love, lust, intrigue, drama, adventure, blah blah fucking blah….

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

ROBERTS RULES OF ORDER

STAR WARS

I watched the first STAR WARS last evening, guess I never watched it before.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

You'll know

You’ll know you are getting old when you are real pleased with a good shit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fire?

They put down limbs by the fire pits, maybe I should enjoy a fire.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Blogger closing?

I guess Blogger is closing up shop, oh well, that was a lot of wasted years anyway. Peaceful trails.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.