Be a weed

Only fished for about an hour yesterday, should have dressed warmer. Chicken livers fucking suck, too soft and hard to work with. Did hook a small perch or crappie on my other rig but lost it so I can’t even brag about that.

Bought my fly rod in the 70’s as I recall, it is still serviceable but the drag on the reel, such as they are in such reels, went to hell and can’t be fixed. No sweat, I rigged up a mickey mouse drag with some elastic band.

For a short month February sure seemed like a long month.

The following was sniched from Old Bitterballs blog.

"Life is just a rock tumbler full of shit. Change the faces, the names and a few slight details and you have the same thing happening over and over and did we learn, was it the war to end all wars? The great war for civilization? Do we vote then follow that vote no matter how stupid and damaging it is? Someone is making money from it and I bet it isn't you.”

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

No fucking perch either

I’ll have fish for lunch today, yup, store bought.

Yesterday I fished for perch, they say they are good catfish bait, I can’t even catch a goddamn perch. May rain some today so I may or may not fish for a while.

Oh, I pulled another 48 bucks out of my gambling account.

We seem to be a fine fucking example of how democracy works.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Still no fucking fish

Here fishy fishy fishy. Not even a damn bite yesterday. Maybe I need a fish finder.

The forefathers had good intentions but they was aware that what they were setting up was an experiment.

Watched BLAZING SADDLES again, sure is a funny movie.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Fixed

Fixing the wiper linkage wasn’t hard, just remove the wiper motor, blah blah blah, but I’m sure not as fast as I used to be.

If a teacher takes on an active shooter and does well shouldn’t said teacher get a large reward?

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Flat

Went out to go to the liquor store on Wednesday and had a flat tire so I said fuck it, I don’t need brandy that bad, it can wait until tomorrow. I took my compressor out too air it up yesterday then I drove it to Discount Tire. It was a tire I had put a plug in and they don’ like that shit. They still had a bit over 50 percent tread but I decided I wanted a different tread for the Texas highways so I had them install four new tires with a different tread.

Of course after spending a lot of money I didn’t need too yet my windshield wiper system went clusterfuck so I have to sort that out now and I will, that truck and I have gotten old together and I’m sticking with it as it has served me well over the years. 

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
She’s like….It's only 25 cents!!!!

A study

Study claims alcohol (beer or wine) more important than exercise for living past 90….. Hum.

Still at war with the roaches here, if you can spray it right on them rubbing alcohol works just as well as bug sprays so that is what I use in the kitchen. I figure it is safer to use around food and dishes but I may be full of shit.

Assault rifles….. Only one way to find out if banning or restricting them improves things.

I have a flat tire, guess I’ll deal with that today.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Dandy storm

Wut a dandy storm yesterday. Short lived but flashy and may have caused some damage but it didn’t get me.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Good turds

Out by the lake is a nice café iffin ya wanna make some Mexican turds. The lunch special is a reasonable price and the food is excellent and the portions are generous.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Gulls visit

I love Frosty’s, think I will try that.

Outlaw guns and I’ll be an outlaw. :-)

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Self

Doctors are always telling aging folks to drink Gatorade. Well, the cocksuckers should make it easier too open the damn bottles. I’ll just buy POWERAID instead.

Back in the good old days they didn't kill kids, but the rich and powerful. Ban cars, they kill a lot more people than guns.

The waitress looked pretty tasty but I just ordered off the menu.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Shitstorm

Tara was wearing a tee shirt that said WELCOME TO THE SHITSTORM so I added to it. Just amusing myself.

Don’t think I’ll ever get into Mexican food much but I do like the enchilada plates that come with rice and refried beans and such.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

A fucking public service announcement….

Tony Reye’s pecker looks like hamburger after the events of the 14th but he will survive, even though he didn’t get any nooky.

East Palace is a fine place to eat if you want too stuff yourself at a buffet but keep one thing in mind if you are used to going there for lunch, on what they can call a holiday you don’t get the lunch price of eight bucks but the dinner price of twelve bucks.

I’m guessing that the same applies at a lot of buffets. Oh well, live and learn..

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Love is in the air

Love is in the air? Piss on that, I’ll stick with the bacon.

Will be nice weather here again today but we could use some rain to get things greening up again, it is dryer than a popcorn fart out there.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Just fuck it

Here is a picture of some roses for da ladies, that’s all you prick teasers are getting from me. I think it is a wonderful day if you have someone but I don’t so fuck it.  Guys, be romantic for Valentine's Day by not sending anyone a dick pic or asking for tiddy pics.

Think I’ll treat myself to a good meal today. And tomorrow hit the chocolate sales.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Guess it is a Texas thing.

But it isn’t my thing, I’m a fucking Yankee ya know.

I bought a portable gas grill to use in the camper as a heater being as some thieving cocksuckers swiped my good camper heater. I’ll modify it some so it is vented.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

I’ll just put this here.

Or around it.

I’m getting too old to be relevant anymore.  I may never have been in the first place.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Open carry

Even though I’m in Texas I don’t see many folks that open carry, a few fishermen, was a biker chick packing in the Red Wagon yesterday. Not that I give a shit.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Bullshit

Social media is an addictive waste of time.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Labels

I could be called a liberal, sometimes a social liberal. Other times I could be called a conservative, I’m all over the chart. Label me any label you like, and make me a fuking sammich.

My game account at the wateringhole went over 60 bucks again so I pulled 40 more bucks out of it.

Sometimes you just know that turd is round and it’s going to shoot out your ass like a cannonball and there is nothing you can do but wait for the water to splash up on your ass.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Another fuking food post

What the hell else is there to post about? Fuck politics, bankers, wars and all that other shit. Been complaining about a lack of sex for 20 years and that is getting old also. It’s Sunday so I could bitch about god but fuk her/him/it. I could whine about the old hippie with the flip flops on her feet and chest but fuk her also.

Timothy gave me some smoked mutton so I cut it up some and made a fucking open faced sammich on rye. I seldom have lettuce and tomato and such things here so it was just a meat sammich and mayo and it was pretty fucking good. 

The cats got what I trimmed off and they thought it was pretty fucking good also.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Texas Pete

SLING BLADE…. Pretty damn interesting movie.

Saw a rifle in the back window of a pickup yesterday, don’t see that everyday anymore. And a white rooster at Riverside Park.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Num, num, num….

I guess it is hard to fuck up stuffed green peppers, even mine were real good.

Fuck that fucking groundhog.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

For lunch

I have some ground venison and a package of Spanish Rice mix of some sort and three bell peppers so I’ll see if I can make something that passes for stuffed green peppers. Maybe that fucking Leo won’t see this post cuz he thinks posting about wut you eat is anal.

“Stormy Daniels is now denying her affair with Trump.” Affair? I thought she was just a rent a fuck.

"Adults should be able to purchase whatever their perverted hearts desire." Well, as long as there is no harm to others.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit