Green

Do stupid things get stupid prizes.

I’ve been lax about walking so walked bout two miles this morning, the rest of you cocksuckers getting any exercise? Jumping to conclusions isn’t exercise…

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Speaking of bread

LOL

Make bread???

Bout 7/8 years ago I bought a bread machine. Now that I have some nice countertop area I guess I should unbox it and see what I can fuck up with it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

ID

I swear, this town has more fucked up women in it than any town I’ve ever been in. And they can make a fucked up life even worse, I guess they are just special like that.

I tried to help a young lady get some ID as she lost hers. It is a pain in the butt to get more ID these days, do not lose your ID, you need ID to get new ID. Well, she is 45 so not that young, and I’m sure she has some loose wiring so that didn’t help. It’s pretty bad when not even your family will help you anymore.

Things have changed a lot since 9/11 and the growth of the internut.

I’ve crashed a number of airplanes but you always survive what happens in your dreams.

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Improved

The scooter I traded for has a control you press with your thumb for forward and reverse.  That is okay for a Walmart cart you are only using for a bit but if you take one a mile or two it is hard on your thumb to be pushing it down so I glued an extension on the cocksucker so I can just wrap my hand around it, works much better.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Using space

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Electric doo-dad

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