Ants

Live and learn, I had no idea that hippie chicks were so confusing. Free love my ass, hey, I would be more fun than masturbating.

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. If believers love god so much why don’t they want to go live with him?

Priest: Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
Rabbi: Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
Priest: Have you ever eaten pork?
Rabbi: Yes, on one occasion I ate a ham sandwich. Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
Priest: Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.
Rabbi: Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?
Priest: Yes, on one occasion.
Rabbi: What did you think of it?
Priest: Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich.

Cock on a rock

I guess the stupid fidget spinner fad is dying already, can get them for a buck now.

The ace hardware chair webbing I bought a couple months ago is already going to hell, I won’t buy more of that shit.

I’ve accepted that there is next to no interest in me being in her life so will just mind my business.

I try, though not all the time, to think like a wise man, as an adult using logic instead of emotions.

Well, you monkeys be careful out there. Won’t be another post until next Sunday.

ROLLS EYES

This is the kind of stupid shit you see at a fancy Paris fashion show. Rolls eyes.

TUFF STUFF

After trying everything I could think of to remove the adhesive under the reflectors I ended up power sanding it off. Didn’t want to remove any of the original paint but so it goes.

I’ve been on a strange journey for twenty years since a powerful dream and I often see things from other levels than many do so of course I tend at times to piss off some of the monkeys. I mean well but I do seem to test others and people seem to just prefer getting pissed off at me instead of calmly sitting down and trying to understand me from my point of view.

I’ve never been big on war movies, especially since the start of my strange journey but I watched an old movie, PEARL HARBOR, it is as much of a romance as a war movie, a real tear jerker at times, I loved it but I’m a sucker for romantic hero shit.

So, the rest of you monkeys are doing okay?

This is a local issue

But I will post it here anyway.

I’m kinda new too these parts but based on what I have seen and learned I don’t trust the folks running Ranger College. If they really are needed and worth a shit they should be able to make it on their own merits. Or on what the state already gives them, just my two bits worth

Visit from an owl

Edna borrowed my game cam for a while, not much of interest on it, mostly just her cats fucking around, but near the end of the pictures was two of an owl that visited her place, how cool is that? Don’t pay any attention to the date on the picture, after recharging the batteries she didn’t reset the date.

I like my new ceramic grill but it isn’t perfect, it crowns (gets convex) when heated and it doesn’t have a lip around it but a trough and runny things like eggs like to run into the trough. So Edna brought me two screw rings off of half gallon canning bottles and I use them for egg rings, works real good, the eggs are just the right size for egg/biscuit sammiches.

ADVANTAGES

I must admit that there are a few advantages to living alone. My other bedroom is a shop area and I work on a lot of projects and repairs in the front room and no one gives me any crap for it.

The charger is working properly now, next to paint the plastic body. The glue under the reflectors is damn tuff stuff, none of my solvents or cleaners will remove it.

It is Sunday so I suppose I should say something nice about god, he has a nice cock, yes?

Walmart is already putting out xmas shit, fuk me runnin.