Live and learn, I had no idea that hippie chicks were so confusing. Free love my ass, hey, I would be more fun than masturbating.
Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. If believers love god so much why don’t they want to go live with him?
Priest: Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
Rabbi: Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
Priest: Have you ever eaten pork?
Rabbi: Yes, on one occasion I ate a ham sandwich. Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
Priest: Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.
Rabbi: Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?
Priest: Yes, on one occasion.
Rabbi: What did you think of it?
Priest: Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich.
I have no idea why some people think their race is better than other races. Went to visit Tim yesterday and he gave me a nice shirt and some pears off of his tree. Also stopped at one of Lonnie's homes that they are working on, Gene was on a ladder just starring at the eves, I wondered what the hell he was up to as it had been some time, Lonnie said, "He doesn't know he is up there." LOL
ReplyDeletelooking back, a ham sandwich would have been a better choice than i few women i've known.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they didn't last long, just pit stops. :-)
DeleteHah! Both the ant image and the priest & rabbi story were very good!
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