Welcome to three months of hell, well, Texas heat.
Here is some sick humor.
A
young cowboy walks into the saloon.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring
blankly at a full bowl of chowder.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat
that, mind if I do?”
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides
the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets
nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse. The sight was shocking and
he immediately barfs up the chowder back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as
I got, too.”
Anyway……Have
a fucking blessed day.