Fucking Maytag

My fucking Maytag is only bout two years old and I never have liked the motherfucker. Yesterday it sounded like it was falling apart so after removing the clothes I checked for a loose tub and such.

Noticed some coins (four) between the swash plate and the tub and fished them out, one penny was worn pretty well so make sure you check the pockets for small items. I will know when I do the next load if the crunching noise is gone, I think the parts have a five year warranty but I won’t fuck with it if the piece of shit is going bad.

I’ll buy a new machine with a real agitator in it instead of just a fucking swash plate.

Teach the bible in public schools? What a moron, but Trump isn’t a complete idiot, parts of him are missing.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

This one amuses me.

Bars here

It isn’t easy to spot a fucking bar in this town, Amanda has been talking about CLUB 325 and in one of her posts it showed the address so I went looking for it yesterday cuz it is right close to my cave.

If you wuz new in town you would drive right by the sum bitch and not even spot it, it doesn’t even say CLUB 325 on it. Odd town in some ways.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Right

How are you sons a bitches doing today?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Today’s reminder……

Today’s reminder…… IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT.

Good

I had liver and onions at the Red Wagon yesterday, life is good

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

This is cute….

Big

Jebus and dat clown have big cocks, yes? Hahahahaha

Texas Hoedown….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1latr2JalYs

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Yup...

Louisiana is the least healthy state in America, lets argue about it.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A big one

Hooked a BIG one yesterday, bent my pole right over, don’t know what, got it about half way in and it parked itself against something. So I gave it a couple feet of slack and a few minutes later it took off again, got it about another ten feet and the goddamn line snapped.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

No show

Never

Yearly apartment inspection this morning, hum, clean enough for the broads I go with. Then I have a date, I’m sure it will go over like a fart in church.

With so many plants moving to Mexico Americans will have to start sneaking in there for work.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Rocks

You fucking monkey’s better get your asses to churches today and pray to your dumb ass god to help you dumb asses……… LOL

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Bastards

Those motherfuckers should be shot on sight.

The one thing the government fears is the day we all stand together.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Fake

Many construction workers in the south are undocumented with fake ID's.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It was a good car

I worked in a Chrysler dealership in about 1968 and they gave me a great deal on a 1965 Rambler American station wagon trade in, I only paid 300 bucks for it and it was a great car that we used for three moves to the other side of the state and we put a lot of miles on it in the next few years.

The 1965 models were the last year for the venerable flathead six. It was the last flathead engine to be used in a domestic U.S. car but mine had the new 232 cu in OHV engine in it and it was as reliable of an engine as the old flatheads were.

Anyway, it popped into a dream so I’ll fucking post about it. One day a man came into the Ford dealership I was working at in Eastern Washington looking for a Rambler and talked me into selling it to him for a few hundred more than I had paid for it. The Ford dealer of course gave me a great deal on a used Mercury Comet station wagon, we was big on station wagons back then.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hold my beer

Mankind needs to think like cats cuz we are god in evolution.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Getting old

I’ve worn out two mice and the keyboard has some issues. Not sure I want to get a new computer, after over 20 years on the internut I just might give up on it.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Yup………

Take your pick

Sweet potato pie sure has a lot of calories, but my skinny ass soaks them right up.

Happiness and misery are the same price, take your pick.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Chill out

Facebook has to fucking many ads on it these days. So does Utube.

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Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Have a blessed fucking day.

Wut Julie said

What Julie said to me on her page cracked me up. Hahahahahaha….

Another year, same old shit.

I keep seeing things about how bad the economy is but Walmart is still busy as hell even after christmas. I don't know who but someone is full of shit.

Have a fucking blessed day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

BOTH OF YOU……