Cunt

You pricks better not be fucking around in my pond today.

Please pray for a neighbor on the street behind us, nothing wrong with her, she is just a fucking cunt that won’t mind her own business.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tower

Good morning cocksuckers. How are all ye motherfuckers this morning?

Here is something I’ve never seen before, an old manned automotive traffic control tower. Have you ever seen one?

Always something, this morning I have to replace my lower radiator hose. Er, the one on my truck. :-)

Time to go see what the natives are drumming about.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

A hazard

I guess I have never been on a high seat three wheeler before, they’re just plain weird, nothing like the three wheeled low rider I made up north. They are okay on flat surfaces but city streets and sidewalks have a hell of a lot of surfaces that are not nice and level.

On any slanted surface I consider them to be hazards so this sumbitch is going to be modified, and likely motorized.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Hard on folks

The christians that are doing best are the ones conning their fellow christians, and pretty much screwing everyone else also.

I know a homeless woman that is always muttering about god and praying. Her god must be really pissed at her if she is homeless and depends heavily on friends. The best way to avoid poverty is hard work, not everyone wins the lotto.

Heat and wild fires has been kind of hard on folks this year, yes?

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Crust

Years ago in Kingman, Arizona was a pizza place called ANGELS, the toppings were okay but the crust is the best I’ve ever had. I had a beer bread mix here so yesterday I decided to change the instructions and try it as a pizza crust.

It turned out pretty good but still wasn’t as good as ANGELS. I made my own pizza sauce also, all in all it turned out to be a decent pizza but that fucking ANGELS made a better crust.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I wouldn't watch it

President Trump’s military parade to cost at least $12 million… Would be cool if no one showed up to watch it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Modify

Mentioned a few days ago that the guides for my new featherboard didn’t fit the miter gauge slots in my table saw. But I showed those mf’s, they fit now. I cut slots in the ends cuz they are not needed, then I used my bench top belt sander to make them flush with the grove and narrowed them and removed the rubber O rings on the screws, not really needed. If they break in service I have another brilliant plan for new guides, anchors, whatever you call them.

Who da boss? Who da boss?

Can’t say that I’m impressed with the new Magic Bullet. Yesterday I bought a pretty decent used three wheel bike, safer than my two wheeler and I just might motorize it.

Years ago a friend up north mentioned how good steamed hamburgers were but I’ve never seen a place you could get one so yesterday I did one in my little egg steamer, does seem a bit more favorable.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Adding too your A/C

It is better for the A/C system in your wheels to be a little low than for it to be overfilled, they hate to be overfilled and won’t work good when they are. When adding freon just add a few ounces at a time while you have the engine running at a high idle. When it starts blowing pretty cold stop right there. DO NOT ADD ANYMORE TO IT. It’s better to toss half a can away, or give it to someone else that needs a little freon.

I’ll bet I let at least a pound of freon out of Lonnie’s truck and the bastard works good now.

It’s been hitting over 105 degrees here but supposed to start cooling down to under 100 in a few days.

Are there any times you have interacted with your god without asking for help? Seems to me that people only pray or ask for them when they are having problems.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Still like it

I posted about my egg steamer when I got it, still really like it and steam veggies in it also. Maybe I will try steaming some rice in it.

Nature sure can kick ass but I’ve been lucky and never been in a bad natural disaster other than the great Alaskan earthquake, but it wasn’t too bad where I was.

Do like the weather, it pays no attention to criticism.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

I wanted to be

Back when I got out of the Navy I wanted to be a carpenter and joined the union and started an apprenticeship, in the good old days we made our own toolboxes like the one pictured. Nail guns were not common, we used hammers a lot.

A chain of events put me out of that trade and my main trade over the years was as a mechanic but I still did a lot of carpenter work over the years, including helping build homes and once even built my own home.

The Harbor Freight featherboard I got is nice enough, the price was good but the parts that goes into the slots on the table are a tad too wide and thick. I have to modify them some for my cheap table saw, or come up with something different after I fuck them up. LOL

I suck at using a hand plane.

Stop fussing about our government and political system so much, a lot of those memes and opinions are fucking stupid, I'm going to agree with Einstein and assume it will all balance out because of our system of checks and balances.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Murdered

Boy, I have murdered a lot of babies. Some babies soul mate may never show up cuz she/he died in my old tee shirt. LOL

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Useful tool

Everyone thinks I’m a fucking old man so I guess I’m a fucking old man. Oh well, some folks won’t make it this far. And all the prayers won’t get them here either.

Went to my storage shed yesterday and heard kittens. Didn’t look for them, just got what I went for and left some food for the mama.

I bought a multi-function tool about 6 months ago just for the hell of it. It actually comes in pretty handy at times.

It appears to me that roaches like to live on wood so that dish drying rack has to go. Or at least be painted.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

For storage

This piece of shit was a free roadside pickup, I’m not going to make it all pretty, will just make some drawers for it and use it to store shit in the project room so I can tidy things up a bit in there.

It’s four feet tall, I will shorten it some and mount the scroll saw on top of it.

Hate Spelled Backwards Is Etah. So Everyone Who Hates Me, Can Etah Dick! LOL

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

LOL

Many don't take up a belief in god until they get old and start worrying about what is going to happen to their sorry asses when they die. LOL

My god can whip your gods ass, or suck his dick, depending on her mood. LOL

How to piss off a christian, talk to them. LOL

An old one eyed cripple threatened me cuz I mocked his religion. LOL Forty years ago it would have been a good fight, today it would be fucking hilarious. A one eyed cripple and a 75 year old with COPD. LOL But it’s okay, he unfriended me. LOL

It’s like some mysterious force in the universe said, “Heal thyself motherfucker.” And it did, my truck stopped using water and over heating. Weird.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

It took me two months or so cuz I screw around so much but on Friday I finished the kitchen cabinet and countertop project. Now the neighbors want one. It is nice to have some counter space in a kitchen, maybe now I’ll do more baking. I can do good work when I want to.

The kitchen is narrow so it is hard to get pictures of it.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

They suck

The sunflower seeds I bought for this year fucking suck, these motherfuckers are pretty much done for. Only about five inch heads, supposed to be 13. I’ll never buy the mammoth seeds again. The ones I planted later will likely go to hell soon also.

Mopar is proud of the Hemi engine name and I suspect that lots of people buy Dodge’s do so for the Hemi engine. I’m not impressed, at 5.7 Liters it is only about 350 cubic inches. They do perform well for the size but the modern ones are a bitch to work on. The drag racers that use the old big Hemi’s are the bad ass engines.

Have a blessed fucking day.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.