Feral cats

I like having a couple of feral cats around to keep the mice and rats cleaned up but my neighbor likes them too damn much, even wants to make beds for them and there’s getting to be too many of them here. But she expects me to buy all the cat food, a couple bags a month.

Feral cats are just supposed too come by for a bit of food a couple of times a day and then go off to do feral cat shit the rest of the time, I don’t need ten of them hanging out around here all the time.

All gods are imaginary, even mine, but she has nice tits. :-)

I wonder why I keep buying stuff I never get around to using.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit