Big things

Texas is known for big things but I’m glad that big fucking bug was dead when I came upon it, they may be nasty fuggers.

Fuk, ninety five bucks for a new alarm battery. Maybe I can find or make a two or three minute timer that would work on that system. On the other hand why should I give a shit if the neighbors have to listen to an alarm until the battery goes dead if they won’t even bother to call the cops or check it out themselves. I miss the old days when folks looked out after each other better.

Nuts

No whining about your bad day…..

For years I have been saying that I’m a spiritual being having a fucked up human experience on this planet. I want to correct that now. I’M A SPIRIT HAVING A FUCKED UP HUMAN EXPERIENCE ON THIS PLANET.

Spiritual may indicate that I support one or any of the fucked up religions on this stupid fucking rock. How has that been working out for us over the last few fucking thousand years?

The weed whacker fucker whacked off one of my tomato plants. It wasn’t doing worth a shit anyway or he would be on my shit list.

Seeds

The sunflower I posted a picture of recently netted over two cups of seeds.

Don’t use your turn signals, it’s no ones fucking business where you are going.

So, facial recognition hey? How about self check out, it is sort of popular these days also. I picture a future where you can walk into a morgue and over too the self check out koisk and pick your favorite way to eliminate yourself. LOL

Got the forth season of Married With Children at a yard sale for fifty cents, stupid as hell but funny as hell.

Jars

The fantastic looking built like a brick shit house Edna brought me a refreshment in a quart canning jar and said that I could keep the jar. It sat on a shelf for months until I was reminded that they fit on a blender so now I use it almost everyday. Next to my coffee maker the blender is often my most used kitchen appliance.

Decided that I could use a couple more jars to store things in the fridge so I bought a case of them the other day, if you could use a one quart canning jar let me know. You can buy single jars at Krogers but they are almost 2 bucks each.

Math made simple…… If you have 20 dollars and your wife has 5 dollars she has 25 dollars.

I once made a pretty cool bubble machine that ran on 12 volts, I could really pump out the bubbles at the war protest rally's. In the past I have made many interesting things just using junk that was laying around.

Nope

Fuk these weaved baskets, a neighbor gave it to me and I thought it would make a nice container for the garbage sack in the kitchen. Fuking wrong, they are just a home and breeding ground for fuking roaches. Prefect size for all the shopping bags we get but I don’t want to raise roaches. Found a plain plastic one at Walfart but the cocksuckers were all stuck together and no one could pull one out for me so I got one at a dollar store.

Not into drama

I’m not actually antisocial, just not interested in others dramas, never have been unless I’m on the side and just amusing myself.

Someone said that this season of game of clowns wasn’t that interesting of a start.

Park

Some nice improvements at the park on North Austin.

New bed

I’m a lucky motherfucker, I don’t take but two pills a day and if I don’t bother too for a few days it isn’t any big deal. But the rest of the shirt is pretty spot on.

My forty dollar bed find is great, love the foam mattress. Better sleep last night, kinda like a full size bed even for my skinny little ass.

Met an interesting man at the watering hole, travels a lot, works for politicians but that was all I got out of him job wise, but we had plenty of other things to talk about.

Bad blades

Just about any cheap blades you buy will give you at least a few decent shaves. For some time I’ve just been using the cheap Bic Comfort 3 blades and each one lasts roughly a month.

A while back I bought a 24 pack of women’s blades at a Bangs yard sale for two bucks, I like good deals, and let me tell you, you don’t want to use those cocksuckers on anything but an enemy you want to torture. I don’t dislike anyone that much so tossed them in the garbage. Trying to use one was pretty painful and didn’t even shave me.

Trying to decide if I should buy a new single mattress or get a bigger bed. I got my bed out of a thrift shop and it isn’t anything to brag about. Some folks name their GPS units, maybe I will call mine Pissant.

PAIN

The 1800’s sure was a time of great advancements on this rock, ever think about all that happened then?

Pain, hard for me to relate to it, have never experienced pain for more than a day or two at a time and it generally isn’t any big deal. But almost constant pain for years and years, like some folks have to endure. The kind of pain that lets them get little decent sleep. I don’t know how they deal with it, seems like it would over work the heart and kill them. I know a few folks like that, it must be hell for them and it seems that doctors won’t give them as many pain killers as they need, or allow them to smoke weed. Well, just pondering on it.

Those that don’t pray gets the same results as those that do.
Jesus loves you, this I know, cuz the cocksucker told me so….. Hahahahaha
When it is time for me to die praying for my sorry ass won’t save me so don’t bother.

FAN

The vice president of the local chapter of the Texas Itty Bitty Tittie club gave me an oscillating tower fan. It would oscillate but not blow so I gutted it, just as I figured, the bushings were dry. Those little brushless motors don’t have much starting torque so if the bushings need oil they won’t start spinning.

So I took the motor apart and cleaned and oiled it but the motor windings fried I guess, fit and quality seem pretty good, to bad the motor died early. I don’t need it anyway, it was just something for me to do and I saved some of the parts.

These silly monkeys, proving for thousands of years that praying does not work.

Stuff happened yesterday, stuff will happen today.

Nasty

So the other day I popped the hood on the truck to install another cooling fan to deal with this Texas heat and noticed right away that my battery connections were pretty nasty, I had forgot to spray them with the special protecting shit the last time I cleaned it.

So I cleaned it all up and added a few more wires for the extra fan and fucked around for an hour figuring out how too wire it through a switch and a relay what had vague directions and blah blah fucking blah.

I started playing with her tits and she dropped her cell phone and I thought, “Hum, she can’t multitask?” Then I woke up so I don’t know what the fucking truth is.

Green side up

The future is going to be just fine, don’t worry about it. A future you will wear a medical patch that monitors and helps heal you.

It cracks me up when people think they are going to educate me about jesus and cancer. Look, you monkeys, if I haven’t been converted in 74 years don’t you think you will be wasting your time? Believe me when I say I don’t have any problem dying without your fucking god, deal with it.

As for cancer, I know it is bad stuff but isn’t all forms of dying bad and unwelcome? I have lost as many people to cancer as anyone else, four of them so far just this year. I just take a different view of it is all. A wife died a sudden death, no warning at all, poof, gone in minutes, just try dealing with shit like that.

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."

 The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"

Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out of my window each time I tell you what color I'd like a room?"
The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying turf across the street."

A better deal

I suppose I’m getting too old to keep buying more tools but I can’t help myself. I’m doing some work for Carrol and decided that a seven inch 40 grit sanding disk would help a lot so I went to Harbor Freight to see what they had that might work on my automotive buffer.

Spotted some disks and they was 3.99 for just three disks, but it pays to keep looking some, then I spotted a kit with three different grits and a buffing pad plus a new backing plate for just 5.99. Fuck, that was a much better deal so I got it.

YUP

Hey, you crayon eating tit licking motherfucking cocksuckers…. Have a blessed fucking day, go kick it in the ass

Snag

When I went to the lot yesterday I discovered that a recent storm had taken more big branches off the dead tree and the neighbors, or their landlord had cut up and stacked up the mess at the curb. Including some that went down earlier, so that is going to save me a little work.

I borrowed an electric chainsaw from a friend but now I have less to do. Once two more big branches come down there will just be what us fucking yankee’s call a snag.

SEEDS

Don’t think it was ready to pick yet but cuz of rains it was starting to get some mold on it and we can't have that shit. I’ll put it in a jug of water for a while and see how it goes, I think it will be okay and I’ll get a good amount of seeds from it.

Was pretty surprised to see a porno video posted on Facebook yesterday, especially when I don’t go looking for things like that. But it was great to jack off too. LOL

Table

You know me, yes you do, I exist, therefore I do shit. Like turn junk into other junk. Bobbie had a wire chair she couldn’t sell as it didn’t have a cushion so she gave it to me. Didn’t need such a chair but figured it would make a nice little table for the front porch.

So I removed the back and used a piece of masonite I had on hand to make a top for it. It was a bit small for a complete circle but that is okay, it will only last a year or two in the weather and by then I will come across something else for a top. It’s good enough for the broads I hang out with. The wire back I gave to Bobbie to use for a plant border.

Reuse, repurpose…

Bloooms

Make extra income when you retire….

Finely got a few blooms but it’s too little too late for any success. They do much better up north.

Do they still teach the Paul Bunyan bullshit in schools? I ponder on things like that in the night.

FORTH

Forth of July week, there will be a lot of drunk christian monkeys fucking around on the highways, better pray that none of them kill you while you are driving to the places you need to go.

Plenty of sirens in the night, guess the fuckery has begun.

BEEP BEEP

Beep Beep, git out of my fucking way. LOL….

At the wagon yesterday Sabrina said to ham it up a little so I did. Lonnie is really easy going and just sat there with a shit-eating grin on his face. Time to bitch about the camera focus again.

Hum, I guess that even doctors can go ape shit crazy…..