He needs a new engine

Lonnie came by yesterday, his truck needs a new engine in it.

Harbor Freight has constant sales and coupons so I got a multifuction tool, and 24 free AAA batteries, they may not be worth a shit but they were free.

AMUSING.....

I’m very fond of water.

SNOWY OWL

The definition of Conceited is a flea floating on its back down the river with an erection, and yelling "Raise the drawbridge! Raise the drawbridge!"

A lot of newer rigs don't have a fuel pump check port, while someone cranks the engine over smack the fuel tank with a piece of 2X4 or a ball bat, it might start, drive it to a shop right away.


<a href="https://www.treehugger.com/animals/13-facts-about-splendid-snowy-owl.html">THE SPLENDID SNOWY OWL.</a>

She's a loser

Bobbie loves to gamble, bingo, scratch tickets, Las Vegas, what ever, I guess she likes to stay broke.

So I gave her two scratch tickets for christmas.

They were both losers….. LOL

MERRY CHRISTMAS

For those that do it…….. MERRY CHRISTMAS

My daughter sent me a fishing pole but I already have one like it and broke it about the forth time I used it, they are not very strong. I know that she loves kids so I will re-gift it to a poor kid that needs a fishing pole.

Like I said, its long been a tradition for me to take a trip on Christmas but the truck is iffy this year so I’ll hang out in my cave today.

Have a blessed fucking day..
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

It was an electric car

The first recognized automobile land speed record on December 18, 1898 was with a Jeantaud electric car.

I’ll go to hell? Hey, only christians think that, maybe muslims.

Don’t know what I will do on christmas, it has been a tradition for years to go on a trip, at least a day trip, or go camping but the truck is iffy so guess I’ll just stay home. I seldom think to wish others happy holidays or merry christmas being as I don’t do it.

The rest of you monkeys doing okay?

Have a blessed fucking day..
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Guts

Never been much of a complainer when it comes to my health, get tough or die I’ve always said, hell, went for eight years before having a hernia fixed. But I’ve always been pretty healthy and now that I’m getting old I expect to have some issues. So at my annual check up I never mentioned too my doctor that my guts act up some.

But I guess the blood work told him something is wrong so I gotta go see a gastroenterologist.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

That's what they think

They all think they are beautiful butterflies. Hahahahaha

The hippie? No idea, I assume she is happily doing things with the mate she chose. I like most women, some I’m very fond of, but like many men I’ve given up on seeking one.

Got a package from my daughter even though I told her I didn’t want or need anything.

Jesusfuckingchrist, the whole world is falling apart. Lonnie’s truck broke down here and was towed to a shop, may not be fixed until next week, he lives in San Angelo so I told him to take my truck, it started overheating in Santa Anna, he called me and said it was leaking water. I keep extra water in the bed so he got it back here.

Feral cats

I like having a couple of feral cats around to keep the mice and rats cleaned up but my neighbor likes them too damn much, even wants to make beds for them and there’s getting to be too many of them here. But she expects me to buy all the cat food, a couple bags a month.

Feral cats are just supposed too come by for a bit of food a couple of times a day and then go off to do feral cat shit the rest of the time, I don’t need ten of them hanging out around here all the time.

All gods are imaginary, even mine, but she has nice tits. :-)

I wonder why I keep buying stuff I never get around to using.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Shake things up

Maybe you just want to shake things up? Wrap some empty boxes up with christmas wrap and leave them in random places in public. It will give the cops something to do. LOL

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Maybe

I have a plump chicken in the freezer that I may or may not smoke on christmas.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

Stuff to share

You might be 60 percent atheist, 40 percent agnostic.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

I put up some lights

As christmas as it gets here. I’ll leave the lights up year around for a little color here.

Annual check up yesterday, the doctor told me to use more salt, don’t hear a doctor say that very often. And gave me a vitamin B shot, other than that he said I'm still doing good for a man my age. Hell, doing better than I deserve to be.

He asked me if I wanted an HIV test, hahahahaha, no need for that, can’t catch it from my hand.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

I'm ready

Can you afford the christmas you want? I can, because I want nothing. I buy no gifts and I expect none.

Billy is on the naughty list.

RSVP

My daughter asked what I needed, I don’t really need anything. I’m good with just getting a card.

A number of men around my age were in the Wagon, but in much more feeble shape, my future looks depressing.

I put up a string of LED christmas lights and the motherfuckers don’t work.

It is new

New, never used, got it at my favorite thrift store for nine bucks. I didn’t have a toaster.

Mural

Don’t recall where I took the last picture on the trip, maybe in Barnhart. By 9 AM the next morning I was in San Angelo, just two hours away from home, so I napped in a parking lot for an hour waiting for Wendy’s to open so I could take home some of that good chili they make.

End of fucking trip….

Ah, christmas and brainwashing another generation of kids. Sex and a climax is the best gift you can give each other, the rest of you stupid shits can buy gifts for each other.

When defending the bible a christian has an argument about every fucking thing. Good thing they are a dying breed.

Deadmans Pass

At Comstock I hung a left and went north on 163, a narrow little used twisty highway. Saw a lot of bucks with nice racks in that area. LARRY’S CROSSING…. Who the hell was Larry? Did he lose his mind out there? Went over Deadmans Pass, looks like a few folks lost their minds there. Spent the night in Ozona but took no pictures there.

Langtry

After spending the night in Iraan I wandered down to Dryden and hung a left to go to Langtry, I suppose every Texan should visit the old Judge Roy Bean place at least once. It’s actually a pretty interesting place with a nice visitors center but I only took the two pictures. Oh, and it is free to visit the place, I like free shit.

Behind it is Mexico so if my mind wandered over there I couldn’t go looking for it so decided to mosey toward home.

Then I went to Iran

Then I went to Iran, I mean, Iraan. By 4:00 PM on my first day of looking for my fucking mind I was getting tired of looking for the fucker so got a room in Iraan.

Folks that spend much of their lives in bars and honkytonks and seldom, if ever, go to church but believe in god and call themselves christians amuse me. They are just using god for a crutch. I’ve endured the same things everyone else has and I’ve done it without a god. They’re just a bunch of snowflakes. LOL

A problem is just another opportunity for adventure.

Zep wet look floor polish on a car? Sure, why not. Five or six thin coats of it will protect the clear coat.

Still looking

Didn’t find my mind on the old mail route so I kept going west.
Ballinger, nope, wasn’t there.
Winters, nope, wasn’t there.
Bronte, nope.
Robert Lee, nope.
Sterling City, nope, so I went south.
Ate the turkey on rye sammich I made before running away.
Fifty miles from nowhere and not much in Barnhart either, including my mind, just some oil company shit, and a dead deer that lost its mind.

It wasn't there

Nope, went back to get it and it wasn’t there. So I kept going west looking for it, when I got to Mexico I had to turn around as I don’t have a passport. Bobbie, my neighbor, called the cops and my daughter as I didn’t tell anyone I was leaving. Hell, you don’t tell anyone when you run away from home.

So, I got calls from my daughter and the cops, cool, now I know how to get people to call me.

Exhausting

It must be a pain in the ass for teachers to teach kids some things.

If you don’t have anything to say when around Gary it is okay cuz he never shuts the fuck up. LOL

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Repeal

Christianity has been waging a war on free thought for almost 2 millennia, we are just fighting back.

My god can kick your gods ass.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

First turkey

My first mesquite smoked turkey turned out pretty good but it took four and a half hours to cook, gotta learn how to use the smoker better. 

Thanksgiving

Giving thanks
Things to be thankful for
Oh hell, I’m thankful for a whole fucking lot of things.
The dinners this time of year, love them.
My friends.
My comfy cave.
No constant pain like many seem to have.
Not in debt.
Many things.

I may even end up being thankful the hippie chick chose another man, maybe they deserve each other. :-)

I’m going to a friends home for thanksgiving but I bought a turkey to smoke tomorrow, stay tuned to see how badly I fuk it up. I love animals. Some I enjoy hanging out with, some I enjoy cooking. Have a good thanksgiving.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Richland Springs

I went to Richland Springs, just cuz it is fucking there to go see. Kinda quaint little settlement bout 30 miles south on FM45. May never go back, been there, seen it, fuck it.

“I am a free spirit, nothing to cage my soul.”…. Na, the spirits don’t need a god for a crutch.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit

RIP

Repent

Repent, motherfuckers
Repent that fucking house, and change the color to yellow I don’t like the purple.
Repent that fucking barn.
Repent that fucking car, or scrap it.
Let’s clean this fucking Monkeyville up.

Eva is back to work at the wagon and looking great, yea Eva.

Went to a free Thanksgiving dinner at a church yesterday, mostly black congregation, excellent turkey.

Ihop?

One word on the street is that they may be putting up an Ihop where the old Pizza Hut was.

I may still be here in 2020 and once again America can show me how fucking stupid it is.

Fabis area

Yesterday I walked east on Commerce to Bangs hill but pictures of that would be fucking boring so here is some of the Fabis area.

Being as the subject came up yesterday I’m going to address it here. I don’t think that most of us expects any other human to devote all their time to another human. We are human’s, we are always doing all kinds of human shit, just saying.

Something interesting that a friend shared with me:
Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said "Tell me, are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am, I am tonight."